Contender for best Romney one-liner ever

[DFW]

In the comments section on a Raw Story article about Romney, who wanted to eliminate FEMA a few months ago, and now suddenly wants to keep it "fully funded:"



He has more positions than the Kama Sutra.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. That is hilarious!

And highly appropriate!



my dear DFW!

[DFW]

2. And a tired hi back to you, dear Peggy

Tomorrow is a holiday here and my first day off since Oct. 7th or so. I am exhausted. Been in Germany, Belgium, France, Spain, Switzerland and just about every day a different one (today: breakfast in Belgium, lunch in France, and dinner in Germany--do NOT try this at home, boys and girls).

When I joined my outfit, I swore a desk job would kill me, and I had to be "out there." They granted my wish, but I'm beginning to think I need to revise my wish. If there's anyone out there who speaks German, Swiss-German, Russian, Catalan, French, Spanish, Dutch, Swedish and Italian, and doesn't mind a schedule that would make Jason Bourne go on strike for better working hours, send resumé!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Aw, please take care of yourself, my dear DFW...

[central scrutinizer]

3. Of course in the Ryan budget, the line item for FEMA is $0.00

so he will fully fund that line item

[DFW]

5. Their FEMA budget equals the help they'd offer in a Katrina or a Sandy situation

"Yer on yer own, suckers!"