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RFCalifornia

(440 posts)
Thu Mar 3, 2022, 01:18 PM Mar 2022

SELECTED NEGATIVE TEACHING EVALUATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST

Funny, I hope it belongs here

“Very inconvenient class! Always holds lectures on top of mountains, in middle of the Sea of Galilee—but never close to the main campus.”

“Inconsistent attendance policy. Said we had to be in class by 9:00 a.m. every day. Over half the class showed up late or didn’t attend until the last meeting, but we all got the same participation grade.”

“He’s nice enough, I guess, but he doesn’t vet his TAs: they all provide completely different, conflicting lecture notes. (TIP: Try to get in Luke’s section.)”

“By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism.”

“Wears sandals too much. No one wants to see your dusty feet.”


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SELECTED NEGATIVE TEACHING EVALUATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST (Original Post) RFCalifornia Mar 2022 OP
Very funny MLAA Mar 2022 #1
Yes, those are funny... but the sea is a symbol, a mountain is a symbol, the same participation Karadeniz Mar 2022 #2
That "whoosh" you heard was NOT a low flying jet. ret5hd Mar 2022 #5
"HE spouted off a lot about love, kindness, and respect." Achilleaze Mar 2022 #3
These are great. Best laugh of the day. Thanks. nt Biophilic Mar 2022 #4

Karadeniz

(21,981 posts)
2. Yes, those are funny... but the sea is a symbol, a mountain is a symbol, the same participation
Thu Mar 3, 2022, 01:26 PM
Mar 2022

grade is a parable if one understands it's symbols. These samples beautifully illustrate that those who think scripture is literal are, as you show, laughable !!! I'm definitely saving this post: well done !!

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
3. "HE spouted off a lot about love, kindness, and respect."
Thu Mar 3, 2022, 01:32 PM
Mar 2022

"How the hell are we supposed to get rich doing that shit?" - Republicans

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