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Related: About this forumNation’s Math Teachers Introduce 27 New Trig Functions
WASHINGTONAdding to the six basic functions that have for years made up the foundation of trigonometry, the nations mathematics teachers reportedly introduced 27 new functions today that high schoolers will be expected to master. While the core of the trigonometry curriculum has traditionally consisted solely of sine, cosine, tangent, secant, cosecant, and cotangent, henceforth we will be including gasmin, negtan, cosvnx, and two dozen others, such as tosna and cotosna, that our pupils will need to have down pat in order to pass, Coolidge Senior High School trig teacher Robert Beckman said on behalf of the nations math educators, emphasizing that students will be required to have full understanding of tofsin, pomen, cocosine, phyxyx, fotsin, and fostin as they apply to the various properties of equilateral, isosceles, and scalene triangles. Students will also need to know the corresponding graphs for the functions. For example, drin forms a sort of stepladder going up the X and Y axes, while codrin forms a stepladder going down. I can assure you that all of these are absolutely crucial to understanding basic trigonometry, not to mention a requisite for anyone seeking to graduate and move on to college. Beckman added that factoring will be cut from the math curriculum entirely because its annoying and too fucking hard sometimes.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-math-teachers-introduce-27-new-trig-functi,33804/
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Nation’s Math Teachers Introduce 27 New Trig Functions (Original Post)
hack89
Sep 2013
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TexasTowelie
(112,159 posts)1. Crap,
now my degree in math is becoming obsolete also. I'm certain that this would have rendered every college course I had useless, instead of only about 25% of them.
longship
(40,416 posts)2. Phyxyx is my favorite.
I think they should all be named so as to be utterly unpronounceable. That would be lots of fun.
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)3. I love it!
As someone who lost it completely when I got to trig in high school math, those new function names make as much sense to me as the original six did!
Gotta love The Onion!
lastlib
(23,224 posts)4. They'd better include the logical inverse of the gasmin function:......
the Xorgasmin!
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)5. I can't wait to see what the new calculators will look like.
dimbear
(6,271 posts)6. So my table of haversines is obsolete now? n/t