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Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:27 AM

Man Lets Jesus Take The Wheel And Truck Flips 5 Times

A Tennessee man flips his truck five times after letting go of the steering wheel because Jesus wanted to drive.

According to reports, Chad O. England flipped his truck five times on a Tennessee interstate earlier this week after he thought Jesus was calling him and advising him to let go of the wheel and let Jesus do the driving.

After the accident England told officers that he was behind the wheel, but that he wasn’t driving at the time of the crash. Because, you know, Jesus was driving.

And that’s what he did. As a consequence of his special relationship with Jesus, England’s truck flipped five times.

After receiving medical clearance, England was transported to the Sullivan County Jail. No one was injured in the accident; and, as usual, Jesus was nowhere to be found.
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/01/man-lets-jesus-take-wheel-truck-flips-5-times/

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:32 AM

1. Officer I swear the meth was driving,...

..... I was in the back seat smoking,... I did not have my eyes on the road or hands on the wheel.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:49 AM

2. You have to admire his faith, tho

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:13 AM

5. Well, close

… they (deputies) found six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for ‘huffing.’

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 06:51 AM

3. I stay away from vehicles with "Jesus is my navigator" bumper stickers

Because really, how often did Jesus drive?

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Response to More_Cowbell (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:07 AM

4. Why drive

when you can ride a dinosaur?

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 07:52 AM

6. Joke is on you

Looks like he didn't get hurt at least not seriously and neither did anyone else. It's a MIRACLE!!!!

Ummmm I wish this wasn't necessary.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:01 AM

7. And Jesus said...

Wait a minute! This is not a camel!

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Response to Ohiya (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:25 AM

14. Please, not when I'm drinking coffee.

I can't afford to keep buying new keyboards.

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Response to Ohiya (Reply #7)

Wed Feb 13, 2019, 08:32 AM

17. Lol

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:01 AM

8. Where'd Jesus get a license

I mean, Jesus isn't even an American. Just another friggin' immigrant that thinks he can flaunt the laws of the US. LOCK 'EM UP!

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:05 AM

9. I'm guessing Jesus had earlier advised him to take some sort of controlled or illegal substance.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:32 AM

10. ok i had this same experience years ago with a very religious find of mine..

...she was some biggie in the local episcopal church. We were driving 3 hrs to go pick up some youth pastor or something. As we were driving down the freeway she was telling me she sees Jesus all the time (eye roll from me at this point). She said 'you don't believe me" I said 'I believe YOU believe you can see jesus in front of you...just DON'T let him drive!"..because at that point I'm sure that's just what she was going to do.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 08:32 AM

11. jesus needs to go back to driving school

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:16 AM

12. Jesus rode on a donkey. You can let an ass like that

walk on its own, and you'll still get there. The only things Jesus is recorded as driving were the money-changers out of the temple.

Don't let Jesus drive!

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 09:25 AM

13. Jesus always let others do the driving

After reading the passage, "The Spirit drove Jesus into the desert," (Mark 1:12), I always envisioned a jeep.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 01:59 PM

15. "My lawyer suggests I talk about my deep faith instead of my drugs"

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 10:00 PM

16. Lmao...that worked well

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