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Auggie

(31,169 posts)
Sun May 17, 2020, 10:21 AM May 2020

New MLB pandemic rules (they're hilariously unrealistic)

NEW YORK (AP) — Major League Baseball will look somewhat like high school ball this year under protocols to deal with the new coronavirus, with showers at ballparks discouraged and players possibly arriving in uniform, like they did when they were teenagers.

Team personnel will be banned from eating at restaurants on road trips.

Even the Phillie Phantic and Mr. Met will be missing, banned from the field along with all other team mascots.

https://apnews.com/fa448199aebdc7993e0d742f4dc13a88

Highlights:

• Spitting is prohibited along with water jugs and the use of saunas, steam rooms, pools and cryotherapy chambers.

• Hitting in indoor cages is discouraged, batting gloves encouraged.

• Batting practice pitchers are to wear masks.

• Dugout telephones are to be disinfected after each use.

• Players may not touch their face to give signs, and they’re not allowed to lick their fingers.

• Teams are encouraged to hold meetings outdoors, players spread apart.

• Seats in the empty stands near the dugout should be used to maintain distance

• Next day’s starting pitcher can’t sit in the dugout.

• Everyone must keep their distance during “The Star-Spangled Banner” and “God Bless America.”

• Fielders are “encouraged to retreat several steps away from the baserunner” between pitches.

• First and third base coaches are not to approach baserunners or umpires, and players should not socialize with opponents.

• Managers and coaches must wear masks while in the dugouts.

• The entire traveling party -- including players -- must wear personal protective equipment while on buses and flights.

• Restaurants are off limits on the road, including the ones in hotels, as are hotel fitness centers

• A ball will be thrown away after it is touched by multiple players, and throwing the ball around the infield will be discouraged.

• Personnel who rub baseballs with mud for the umpires must use gloves.

• Individuals must avoid any physical interactions (such as high-fives, fist bumps, or hugs) while at club facilities.

Road trip changes:

• Use of Uber, subways and public buses is banned.

• Private airports encouraged and if not available, teams are to use private aviation facilities to board and exit.

• Transportation Security Administration screen should take place at ballparks if it can be arranged.

• In-flight catering is limited.

• Lower floors are to be used if possible at hotels, so stairs can be used instead of elevators, and private areas arranged for entrances, exits and check-in.

• Six staggered bus trips will be scheduled to and from the ballpark.

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More at the link.

Good grief, the season is dead. Give it up already.

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New MLB pandemic rules (they're hilariously unrealistic) (Original Post) Auggie May 2020 OP
Spitting is prohibited? Laelth May 2020 #1
No sunflower seeds! El Supremo May 2020 #10
Can you imagine managers and coaches wearing masks in the dugouts? In July? Auggie May 2020 #12
This is nuts. nt luvs2sing May 2020 #2
Money talks, common sense walks nt Ferrets are Cool May 2020 #3
They might as well just cancel the season. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #4
Exactly! Auggie May 2020 #6
Shows, concerts, plays have been canceled everywhere. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #7
I disagree on the overpaid JonLP24 May 2020 #19
I canceled my sub to DTV last month hangaleft May 2020 #5
Insanity! Alacritous Crier May 2020 #8
Restaurants off limits on the road? RainCaster May 2020 #9
And don't forget the Jimmy Dugan rule: LastDemocratInSC May 2020 #11
Can't wait to see the NFL rules central scrutinizer May 2020 #13
+1 Auggie May 2020 #14
No tagging? CaptYossarian May 2020 #15
Hah -- "distance tagging" Auggie May 2020 #16
Will we still need instant replay and challenges? CaptYossarian May 2020 #21
Absolutely! Auggie May 2020 #22
Maybe they can play the game inside solar-powered personal bubbles . . . Journeyman May 2020 #17
Maybe they can just scale up Lou Brock's 'The Broccabrella' to six foot and call it a day Brother Buzz May 2020 #18
Call it "Bubble Baseball!" Auggie May 2020 #20
Why do they have to throw away bats? LisaM May 2020 #23

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
1. Spitting is prohibited?
Sun May 17, 2020, 10:40 AM
May 2020

There goes baseball!

These rules are ridiculous on their face. Seriously, this can’t be real.

-Laelth

Auggie

(31,169 posts)
12. Can you imagine managers and coaches wearing masks in the dugouts? In July?
Sun May 17, 2020, 12:40 PM
May 2020

90°f day with 90% humidity. It's nuts.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,691 posts)
7. Shows, concerts, plays have been canceled everywhere.
Sun May 17, 2020, 11:06 AM
May 2020

If bands like the Rolling Stones can cancel their tours, why can't a bunch of overpaid athletes sit out a season? They certainly won't starve if that happens.

JonLP24

(29,322 posts)
19. I disagree on the overpaid
Mon May 18, 2020, 06:37 AM
May 2020

If owners can rake in millions & billions the least they can do is fairly pay their labor unlike the NCAA. You can't have baseball games without baseball players. The only overpaid aspect comes to endorsements yet the companies think having an athlete endorsement increases the value of their company so I don't think they are overpaid on that aspect. It is similar to why A list actors have high salaries.

I do wonder what college football will be like. I have season tickets to see Arizona State. They have a really great Sophomore quarterback who is easily on track to make the pros I wonder how a suspension will affect his development. Arizona State is also doing really great in recruiting. I'm going to wait and see what happens.

 

hangaleft

(649 posts)
5. I canceled my sub to DTV last month
Sun May 17, 2020, 10:45 AM
May 2020

I subscribed to DirecTV for two reasons — CNN and MLB.

CNN was (is?) wall to wall Coronavirus and I couldn’t see how they’re gonna play baseball. It’s unrealistic to think they can. Even if they try, I see the season ending within a few weeks following its start.

In short, there was no longer any reason to continue subscribing to DirecTV, so I canceled my sub.

I hate to break it to baseball fans (or owners) or fans of any sport. Or restaurant owners or goers. Or concert goers. Or performers. We aren’t going to return to normal unless an effective immunizing vaccine is developed. That’s the long and short of it.

central scrutinizer

(11,648 posts)
13. Can't wait to see the NFL rules
Sun May 17, 2020, 02:00 PM
May 2020

Linemen must be separated horizontally by six feet
Offensive and defensive linemen each must be three feet back from the line of scrimmage, except for the center who must be gloved and masked.
A newly sanitized ball must be used on every down
No blocking
No tackling

LisaM

(27,811 posts)
23. Why do they have to throw away bats?
Thu May 21, 2020, 02:24 AM
May 2020

Can't they just put them in some sealed container for a few days? The virus won't live longer than that.

I also see no reason to sing "God Bless America". This would be a perfect time to phase it out for good.

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