LOOK: Someone has written an erotica novel about Rob Gronkowski

[joeybee12]

It's been a slow year for people who have been looking for NFL-related erotica novels, but the drought is finally over thanks to author Lacey Noonan (Not pictured above).

Thanks to Noonan, anyone with an Internet connection can now buy the book below: "A Gronking to Remember."

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Leigh has a serious problem. And it's driving a "spike" between her and her husband Dan.

When Leigh wanders into the room where her husband and his friends are watching a football game, her life changes forever, because at that exact moment, NFL's one-man wrecking ball, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, scores a touchdown and does his patented "Gronk Spike" -- his notorious monster smashing of a football. When the ball shoots into the stratosphere, Leigh's heart goes a pitter-patter and she becomes seriously turned on.

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Since the description above doesn't really do the book justice, I'm also going to add the first paragraph of a review from Amazon.

The western canon is scattered with watershed works of literature penned by American authors...add A Gronking to Remember to that list. With this book - nay, this work of art - Lacey Noonan has truly catapulted herself, however knowingly, into the pantheons of greatest American authors (F. Scott Fitzgerald, Mark Twain, etc.), greatest female American authors (Willa Cather, Toni Morrison, etc.), and greatest humans (Jesus, Julius Caesar, etc.) to have ever set foot on this great Earth we call home.


http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24939447/look-someone-has-written-an-erotica-novel-about-rob-gronkowski


or ?????

[pscot]

1. Go ahead. Laugh, but this series

An outfit called Digital Playground has (allegedly) offered Gronkowsky $3.7 mil to do one scene with an actress named Bibi Jones. Miss Jones doesn't think it will happen but she says, " I think it’s kind of funny because Rob is never going to do that. It’s flattering to know that they’re offering someone over $3 mil to f**k me. I mean, that’s kinda cool, right?"

[Dr. Strange]

2. Subtitle: I'm Looking For a Good Tight End

[bluedigger]

3. I just want to point out that I did not post this one.