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Related: About this forumHeisman Winner caught shoplifting from store, internet goes wild
Florida States Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston has been suspended from the schools baseball team after being cited Tuesday for shoplifting $32 worth of merchandise from a Publix in Tallahassee, FSU coach Mike Martin announced Wednesday afternoon. Read the full story here. When first reported, the merchandise that was allegedly stolen were reportedly crab legs. The Internet responded with crab leg-themed memes.
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joeybee12
(56,177 posts)Thank God he doesn't go to a real school.
Auggie
(31,168 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)What a dumb ass this dude is.
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)Must not include seafood.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)AND without being noticed -- I mean, by accident? He must have bypassed the checkout lanes, and there's no reason to pay for seafood at the customer service desk!
rocktivity
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)TBF
(32,056 posts)RockaFowler
(7,429 posts)They have TV/Movie titles
Claw and Order
CSI: Crab Stealing Investigation
NYPD Blue Crabs
Fish and CHiPs
Crabnet
I couldn't stop laughing last night reading these
And then they also post the top 10 things to actually steal from Publix:
http://foodspin.deadspin.com/the-top-10-items-worth-stealing-from-publix-1569859257/+bubbaprog
10. Publix fresh salsa (medium)
9. Publix bakery sourdough bread
8. Publix black & white sugar cookies
7. Publix ice cream cake
6. Publix GreenWise New York Strip steak
5. Publix chicken tenders sub
4. Publix mojo rotisserie chicken
3. Publix mango-key lime pie
2. Publix tres leches cake
1. Publix fried chicken