Sports
Related: About this forumBowl games I'd like to see:
The Reno Casino Bowl - You get free tickets and a buffet when you lose your ass.
The National Rifle Association Scum Bowl - You must pass a background check to get in.
The San Francisco Drag Queen Bowl - It's like the Lingerie Bowl but with a difference!
The Bourbon Street Bowl - They pick up all the drunks and take them to sober up at Tulane Stadium.
The Cleveland Bowl - They light the river on fire during halftime.
The Oral Roberts Bowl - No beer but a big fundie prayer service afterwards.
The Pedophile Bowl - Penn State hosts it every year.
The Neo-Nazi Bowl - Yes it's in Idaho.
Any more ideas?
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)Alternates between Denver and Seattle every year. Outdoor stadiums only and who cares who scores?
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)Where the fans can change sides to the team that is ahead? I'm waiting.
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)Berlum
(7,044 posts)Instead of a football, the teams play with a bowling ball. Everybody must wear funny shoes
Yavin4
(35,459 posts)Teams don't actually play. They just call each other "douchebags" for 60 minutes.
[font size=10]I win![/font]
Berlum
(7,044 posts)Yavin4
(35,459 posts)You jumped offsides. You yelled Douchebag before the gun. Five yards from the spot of the foul.
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)Condem
(9,002 posts)Fuck the 'Horns. And that idiot coach of theirs.
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)wrong Iowa team.
Happy New Year!
Condem
(9,002 posts)When Iowa goes to Maryland we'll be there!! Hope to see you! Could be the first DUer I ever meet!!!
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)but one never really knows which El Supremo it would have been!!
Condem
(9,002 posts)But it would of been tough missing a fucker wearing 20 ballcaps!
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)Condem
(9,002 posts)A short-lived fad. Justin fuckin' Bieber has better staying power.
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)No bowl games. So you take it out on me!
Condem
(9,002 posts)We're laughing with you!
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