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Your wife wont start an argument with you if you are cleaning.
Good morning read this on twitter made me smile.
EYESORE 9001
(26,198 posts)No man has ever been stabbed in the back while doing the dishes.
Duncanpup
(13,102 posts)It gave me a complex.
ActRaiser
(42 posts)I was the only one!
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,252 posts)Duncanpup
(13,102 posts)Me not so much
rubbersole
(6,845 posts)...especially when garlic is involved. 🧄
2naSalit
(87,519 posts)As long as you're not breaking stuff while cleaning!
My ex, and one of the reasons he's an ex, had a philosophy about housework he didn't want to do;
"If you do a real shitty job, break a few favorite dishes, they'll stop asking you to do those chores."
That would be the one exception.
Duncanpup
(13,102 posts)Any reasonable man would! And you, my friend, are a reasonable man.
COL Mustard
(6,094 posts)A few years back, I made my teenage son help me load the dishwasher instead of just sitting on his ass. He did, but he made sure he did a lousy job of it, and after a couple of broken glasses, and a new dishwasher, I gave him other things to do instead.
Seinan Sensei
(401 posts)Yeah, I heard this, too
Didnt work
Made it worse
And, yes. Shes an -ex
Karadeniz
(22,749 posts)Old Crank
(3,795 posts)count???