Catmas carols
Hark the Hungry Kitties Sing
Hark the hungry kitties sing
Give us kitties everything!
Sushi, chicken, milk and cheese
Dont expect us to say please!
Hear us yowl for lots of treats
Fish and fowl and fresh-cut meats
With some ice cream dont forget!
Weve always been your favorite pets!
Hark the hungry kitties sing
Give us kitties everything!
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to hide
Beneath the Chevrolet, Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
How we love to be the pets
Who always disobey!
Dashing through the house
As we chase each other round
Scratching on the chair
And eating stuff weve found
Making lots of noise
At midnight is the best
And when the people go away
Is when we get our rest, Oh!
Joy to the Cat
Joy to the cat!
For now hes home
We dont know where hes been!
He hid somewhere for days
And now he wants our praise
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs, and rubs behind his ears.
He rules the world!
And we obey
We give him what he wants!
He sleeps all afternoon
He yowls out of tune
Its music to our ears
Its music to our ears
Its music, its music to our ears.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
A hairball under my tree
On the second day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
Two dead mice
And a hairball under my tree
Three head nibbles
Four chewed pens
Five dead birds!
Six ankle rubs
Seven fleas aleaping
Eight armchair scratches
Nine feet of ribbon
Ten chewed shoelaces
Eleven matted furballs....
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
Twelve minutes of purring
Eleven matted furballs
Ten chewed shoelaces
Nine feet of ribbon
Eight armchair scratches
Seven leaping fleas
Six ankle rubs
Five dead birds
Four chewed pens
Three head nibbles
Two dead mice
And a hairball under my tree