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no_hypocrisy

(46,094 posts)
Sun Feb 12, 2017, 09:45 PM Feb 2017

Learn from my mistake.

This is dire, important advice.

If you remember only one thing I've ever told all of you, it's this.

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER USE STORE-MADE PIZZA DOUGH FOR ANY REASON.   NEVER ! ! !

I was in a hurry and got some.  Made a promising calzone.   First bite and I knew I had made a heinous error.   OMFG.   Paste would taste better.  It was an insult to Italy.

Lesson learned.   Make your own batch and stay as far away as you can from that supermarket shit.

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Learn from my mistake. (Original Post) no_hypocrisy Feb 2017 OP
Thanks for the warning, elleng Feb 2017 #1
Me and my stomach thank you for the advice. democratisphere Feb 2017 #2
I hear you! pandr32 Feb 2017 #3
That's one thing I've never been tempted by in the supermarket Warpy Feb 2017 #4
Yeah... bad things can happen.... alittlelark Feb 2017 #5
I appreciate what you are saying, needledriver Feb 2017 #6
Qualification you offered is fine. no_hypocrisy Feb 2017 #7
Eh....I live within walking distance of two bakeries and 3 pizza joints that sell dough. msanthrope Feb 2017 #8
Birrittella's no_hypocrisy Feb 2017 #9
Well hell, neighbor. Let's have some coffee sometime. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #10
+ 1 no_hypocrisy Feb 2017 #11
Yep it's so easy to make. ..! Kimchijeon Feb 2017 #12

Warpy

(111,255 posts)
4. That's one thing I've never been tempted by in the supermarket
Sun Feb 12, 2017, 09:59 PM
Feb 2017

Regular pizza dough is both quick and simple, especially if you have either a good food processor or a strong mixer with a dough hook.

That supermarket stuff cuts corners on flavor elements and speeds up the dough proofing and both combine to produce cardboard.

 

needledriver

(836 posts)
6. I appreciate what you are saying,
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 02:39 PM
Feb 2017

Last edited Mon Feb 13, 2017, 05:44 PM - Edit history (1)

but we have a fantastic Italian deli in the neighborhood which sells delicious pizza dough. It's the same dough they make their own pizza from. Saturday night is homemade pizza night at our house.

no_hypocrisy

(46,094 posts)
7. Qualification you offered is fine.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 05:11 PM
Feb 2017

I'm talking about the muck in a plastic bag in any generic supermarket in the refrigerated goods section.

 

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)
8. Eh....I live within walking distance of two bakeries and 3 pizza joints that sell dough.
Mon Feb 13, 2017, 08:40 PM
Feb 2017

You gotta know what you're doing.
What brand was it?

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