All men watch porn, scientists find

[opiate69]

Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at pornography - but couldn't find any.
Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with regular users.
But their project stumbled at the first hurdle when they failed to find a single man who had not been seen it...

“Not one subject had a pathological sexuality,” he said. “In fact, all of their sexual practices were quite conventional.
“Pornography hasn't changed their perception of women or their relationship, which they all want to be as harmonious and fulfilling as possible,” he added.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html

OK.. ridiculously small sample, but still....

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

2. In totally unrelated news, my band will soon be releasing a compilation of some of our previously

unreleased studio b-sides and experimental instrumental tracks.

The CD, entitled "The Precious Wank Sessions" will be available on itunes and wherever fine music is sold.

Or, you can buy it on vinyl and listen to it on your pornagraph.

[opiate69]

5. From Wikipedia:

"The Precious Wank Sessions" came about when Bob Weir, Duane Altman, Mike Nesmith and Kris Kristofferson met by chance at a birthday party for Hugh Hefner. After consuming heroic quantities of psylocibic mushrooms, a jam session at Warren DeMontague's Malibu mansion was planned. The subsequent recordings have been described as "seminal, transcendent slices of American folk-rock".

[Warren DeMontague]

6. "Seminal", Indeed.

It's a good thing we remembered to put the tarps down first, that's all I'm sayin'



Also props for recognizing that Mike Nesmith was the one Monkee with actual talent. As well as a good hat.

[opiate69]

7. the importance of a good hat can never be overestimated.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. That's right. Always put a hat on that Jimmie.

[RiffRandell]

3. Unbelievable!

I did read this the other day, though. What is the world coming to?

Women are just as capable of being ‘addicted’ to porn as men. It's official. A new German sex study has confirmed what I have long suspected and that heavy use of pornography could make some of us “hypersexual” - a personality disorder that involves spending excessive time engaged in sexual fantasies. We love a dopamine hit as much as the next fella. After all, we’re human, and our brains are wired to find novelty exciting, irrespective of our genitals or gender.

Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/11019232/Porn-Why-us-women-love-watching-sex-play-out-online.html

Shocking!

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Or, in Old Valyrian,

"Valar Morsmuttus"

[Laelth]

9. That's hilarious. Thanks for posting. k&r n/t

-Laelth

[steve2470]

10. You don't say ?

Looking for the Bigfoot of men !