Greetings, my fellow lazy no-goodniks!

[Godhumor]

It is good to know that I no longer have to pretend to work my ass off for my family now that Tim Robbins has explained that hard workers are only behind Bernie!

Boy! Is that a load off my mind! Here I thought Hillary had made a diverse coalition across demographic and income lines, and that I would be expected to do something to help support each other! But now that I know all of her fellow supporters amount to nothing, whether they're male or female, rich, middle class or poor, white, Asian, Hispanic, Native American or, ahem, black, well, I can comfortably put on my pair of raggedy sweatpants that I like to fart in (They poof out and make me laugh!) and eat an entire bag of off-brand cheese puffs before licking the powder out of the bag!

So here's to the lazy worker that is all of us! Thank you Tim Robbins for setting us all straight!

On edit: for those who aren't aware Tim Robbins said that Bernie is winning "Young people, independents and the people who do the hard work".

[Iliyah]

1. UGH

[Godhumor]

3. I think someone needs a pair of fart pants! N/t

[radical noodle]

2. OMG... those cheese puffs are heaven aren't they?

[Treant]

4. I'd respond,

but I'm too lazy.

[Cha]

11. lol That's like BS telling the Minnesota supporters they were the "smart ones" after bernie lost in

South Carolina or Florida.. wherever. One of the states he dismisses as being "Southern"..

They're such dividers.. they'll see where that gets them.

[LisaM]

5. What the hell did he say?

As he spoke to a large crowd of white millennials hoping for free tuition?

[Godhumor]

8. Robbins says Bernie is winning

"Young people, independents and the people who do the hard work"

[johnp3907]

6. howd u find the energy 2 type all that?

im so lazy i cant even capitalize.
nice of robbins to richsplain to us.

[Tarc]

7. Tomorrow at work, I foresee lots of time for Spider Solitaire

and maybe a nap.

[Cha]

12. LOL@you!

[UtahLib]

9. ROFL, Tim Robbins and hard work in the same sentence. eom

[Cha]

10. What?! Is this some new shite from TR? "Sheep and Guam" weren't enough insults?

Oh, I just read your edit.. LOL@timrobbins.

How full of shite is he?

[DemonGoddess]

13. Tomorrow at work

I won't do my job, because I'll be too busy doing nothing like the lazy no goodnik that I am!

[NurseJackie]

14. He and Susan Sarandon are two of a kind. They should get married!

[Cha]

15. lol

Now that's funny! smh.. omg

[Haveadream]

16. Not smart...corrupted...lazy... whores

I sense a pattern here.

On the plus side, at least they are openly admitting how they really feel.

[Loki]

17. Yea, all those 12 hour shifts I worked for years

while raising my family.....weekends, Holidays, on call. Thanks Tim, I'm sure glad to know that was a vacation I was having. You dip shit.

[Walk away]

18. Wait! I've been calling myself a maniacal Oligarch!

I am really just lazy??? Well, I suppose I'm lucky to live in the North East and not in the Confederacy so I don't have to be "less intelligent".

Someone should do a map of the U.S. showing Bernie's names for the different regions and states.