Naked Man Fleeing Hummer Caught By Police Dog

[icymist]

Shocked police arrested the suspect after he emerged from the luxury vehicle without any clothes on.

The man had abandoned the limousine following a 30-mile chase with police after allegedly taking the car at gunpoint from a chauffeur in Irvine, California.

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As the man fled, an officer said: "He's come to a stop. He's bailed."

Then suddenly, he added: "He's naked!"
http://www.realradio-scotland.co.uk/news-sport/quirkies/naked-man-fleeing-hummer-caught-by-police-dog/ha9gs4m3/

[Curmudgeoness]

1. Gotta feel sorry for the dumb smuck.

That police dog didn't have much to grab onto. I wish I could have seen the "take down".

[guitar man]

2. "Naked man fleeing Hummer..."

Odd that... naked men are usually trying to get a hummer rather than fleeing from one

[ashling]

3. Reading the subject line I got mental image

of a naked man running away from a Humvee and behind the wheel was a dog daying to the cop next to hi, "I get to drive, I'm the one that caught it!"

[krispos42]

4. Two thoughts on reading the headline

1) They mean the vehicle
2) Somebody found out that lady of the evening wasn't a lady