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47of74

(18,470 posts) Sat Jul 1, 2017, 12:40 AM Jul 2017

(You KNOW what state) man shoots self in his reproductive organs.

Here comes Florida Man, roaring back to life!

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A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.

The 38-year-old man was taken to Memorial Hospital by a woman, who told police that the man was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.

She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

It's possible he will be facing charges for possessing a firearm, because he is a convicted felon.
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To quote David Spade in Tommy Boy, "Oooh, that will ruin his weekend!"

I got this

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(You KNOW what state) man shoots self in his reproductive organs. (Original Post) 47of74 Jul 2017 OP

It's always Florida. LOL Lib Jul 2017 #1

Genus Turbineguy Jul 2017 #2

Non erectus forever, one hopes. hedda_foil Jul 2017 #3

Wow, that's hard! dchill Jul 2017 #4

He'll Have Another Gun By Lunchtime SoCalMusicLover Jul 2017 #5

This is just way of standing his ground FakeNoose Jul 2017 #9

Damn...I was hoping it was Texas. Hulk Jul 2017 #6

I am sad thbobby Jul 2017 #7

On one of the emergency room shows a man did the same thing csziggy Jul 2017 #8

LOL Lib

(1,462 posts)

1. It's always Florida.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 12:46 AM

Jul 2017

Turbineguy

(37,375 posts)

2. Genus

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 12:53 AM

Jul 2017

Homo Floridanus

non-erectus.

hedda_foil

(16,375 posts)

3. Non erectus forever, one hopes.

Reply to Turbineguy (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 12:58 AM

Jul 2017

dchill

(38,562 posts)

4. Wow, that's hard!

Reply to hedda_foil (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 01:03 AM

Jul 2017

SoCalMusicLover

(3,194 posts)

5. He'll Have Another Gun By Lunchtime

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 01:51 AM

Jul 2017

I'm sure in good 'ol gun lovin' America, he'll have no problem getting a new gun after the police take away this one. YAHOO!

FakeNoose

(32,823 posts)

9. This is just way of standing his ground

Reply to SoCalMusicLover (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 02:59 PM

Jul 2017

Hulk

(6,699 posts)

6. Damn...I was hoping it was Texas.

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 03:40 AM

Jul 2017

But Florida is no great surprise either.

thbobby

(1,474 posts)

7. I am sad

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 03:45 AM

Jul 2017

Gun humper shoots self in dick. What has this country come to and what have I become that I have been smiling about this and even giggling a little.

Any gun injury is no laughing matter. Hehehe.

Seriously bothers me about myself.

csziggy

(34,139 posts)

8. On one of the emergency room shows a man did the same thing

Reply to 47of74 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 11:55 AM

Jul 2017

After all the drama and the examinations and treatment, the doctor told the man he would be fine, "It was only a flesh wound." The bullet had missed all the structures inside the penis and only went through the muscle. The man was not amused though he was somewhat relieved. His girlfriend almost collapsed laughing. In the background nurses were heard snickering.

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