Kentucky Hardees drive up customers get more than they bargained for

[47of74]

In the form of a couple who couldn't wait to get a room;

MARCH 2--As several drive-thru customers looked on, a Kentucky couple had sex in their car in the parking lot of a Hardee’s restaurant, according to cops who busted the randy duo for their 10 AM encounter.

Brittany Pennington, 24, and Johnathan Howard, 24, were arraigned today on indecent exposure charges in connection with their public tryst Monday morning outside the Hardee’s in Harlan, a city about 20 miles north of the Tennessee border.

According to cops, the occupants of several cars lined up to order breakfast watched as Pennington and Howard had sex inside a 1994 Ford Crown Victoria "during the rush hour."

The couple’s vehicle, a police citation notes, was parked next to the drive-thru lane, in full view of customers waiting to order Hardee’s favorites like the loaded breakfast burrito or the smoked sausage biscuit.

[William Seger]

1. Mmm, loaded breakfast burrito or the smoked sausage biscuit

Giggity.

[47of74]

2. IKR

[liberal N proud]

3. They should have just thrown some cold water on them.

[Javaman]

4. "Sir, would you like the smoked sausage?"

glances over at couple going at it.

"um, I'll think I'll pass".

[47of74]

5. Snort