4 years later:DUers, How has Iowa's Gay Marriage decision affected you

[rurallib]

We have been living in this petri dish for the nation for the past four years.
So how badly has this nightmare of a decision affected your life?
How many divorces have you had? How many felonies?

A waiting country wants to know just how miserable things have become for you since April 3, 2009.

[cyberswede]

1. Well, I know more married people now. :)

And I still have trouble finding appropriate wedding cards (they all say something about the Bride and Groom).

And our nephew is getting married in June - something he couldn't have done 4 years ago. Huzzah!

I'm still waiting for bands of married gay people to come to my house and ruin my marriage...

[wryter2000]

2. My husband and I are no longer married

And I'm all the way in California! (The fact that he died 8 years ago is irrelevant.)

Kidding, if anyone missed it.

[progressoid]

3. I immediately got divorced and married a dog.

Only after the marriage to my cat didn't work out.

[47of74]

4. There's still nothing...

...unusual raining out of the sky, no boils growing on my hind parts, nor any rampaging hordes of gerbils running around eating everything in sight.