Kentucky crime spree teens captured in - you guessed it - Florida

[shenmue]

Story here

From the article:

U.S. Marshals in Panama City Beach, Fla., discovered 18-year-old Hayes and 13-year-old Phillips on Sunday sleeping in the 2001 Toyota Tundra that was reported stolen in Henry County, Georgia.

[NightWatcher]

1. they had figured that they'd blend in down here.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Something draws them like a magnet

[Warpy]

3. All the nuts roll down to Florida

was the comment I heard most often down there to explain Florida Man.

Yes, of course they went there.

It was either there or here in NM, where quite a few notorious characters have been nabbed on their way to Mexico.

[thatgemguy]

4. Go to Florida, go to jail for life...

Something I overheard at a music festival, last summer.

[DawgHouse]

5. Panama City is actually LA, Lower Alabama nt