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Bad pun Friday posting (Original Post) packman Apr 2017 OP
Took me a minute...cute! angstlessk Apr 2017 #1
Isn't that an ocean? underpants Apr 2017 #2
YOU'RE the one that keeps screwing up my 'wet' dreams! angstlessk Apr 2017 #3
Hey, as long as I'm in there somewhere underpants Apr 2017 #4
Or your problem could be True Dough Apr 2017 #5
I got a BUNCH of them!!!! benld74 Apr 2017 #6
An icy sea, I see. Si? n/t sl8 Apr 2017 #7

benld74

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6. I got a BUNCH of them!!!!
Fri Apr 21, 2017, 01:53 PM
Apr 2017

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After winter, the trees are relieved.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
Mooning is lunacy.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
When chemists die, we barium.
What you seize is what you get.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
I had a hand in the puppet show.
A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
What does a house wear? A dress.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Some moss took a lichen to a tree.
My vacuum doesn't work; it blows.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
One of these new shoes isn't right.
Organ donors put their heart into it.
I couldn't stand to be without my legs.
Do ants get high on antacid?
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I'd be pissed if I were a kidney stone.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
My computer is so slow it hertz.
Decimals have a point.

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