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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat are your porta potty companies named?
This whole "Don's Johns" thing got me thinking. The two I see most often are "HoneyBucket" and "The Wizards of Ooze".
rurallib
(62,508 posts)"Give a Crap"
I bet there's one already named that. I know I've seen a few others, though I'm not recollecting them at the moment. They mostly pale in comparison to Wizards of Ooze (which has a logo of a crumpling wizard's hat).
lastlib
(23,429 posts)slogan: "Bring Your Rump, and Dump A Trump!"
Sanity Claws
(21,869 posts)They're in NY.
LisaM
(27,874 posts)Lots of them are.
lastlib
(23,429 posts)Several years ago, I was helping to run a very large boy scout event in our area, with thousands of boy scouts, cub scouts and parents in attendance. Big line of port-a-johns about fifty yards from the headquarters tent. So I'm standing behind the registration table where numerous bigwigs were seated, doing their adminstrative stuff, and a good friend of mine was sitting on the end of the table talking to one of the bigwigs.
Up comes this cub scout mom from the johns, walks into the tent, up to the table, and announces, "Somebody peed in the purse-holder in one of those toilets!" I thought my friend was going to fall off the table and hurt himself from laughing; I had to cover my mouth with my hand and bite my lip to keep from laughing. Somehow, one of the bigwigs kept his composure enough to tell her, "Ma'am, that's not a purse holder. That's a urinal." Poor woman--you should've seen the embarrassed look on her face!! Head down, mouth still open, she just turned around and walked out!
. . .
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)lastlib
(23,429 posts)Even several years later, it STILL cracks me up!!
LisaM
(27,874 posts)I just about burst out laughing on the bus.
True Dough
(17,430 posts)that's Donald Trump's personal shower."
If only the timing was right!
Lochloosa
(16,097 posts)It's a real company in Florida.
LisaM
(27,874 posts)All of them trying to top each other.
True Dough
(17,430 posts)Although I don't know of anyone who's ever played poker while hanging out inside one!
csziggy
(34,141 posts)jmowreader
(50,613 posts)Special Prosciuto
(731 posts)redwitch
(14,957 posts)I know I've seen others but can't think of them.
Smickey
(3,356 posts)You asked.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)A guy works at the airport driving the honey truck up to the planes and connecting a hose to pump out their lavatory sewage tanks.
One day the guy's friends corner him: "You come home from work every day covered in crap and reeking to high heaven. Why don't you quit and get another job?"
"What?" the guy asks. "And get out of aviation?"
trof
(54,256 posts)"And get out of show biz?"
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