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I walk into a store and hear "Blue Christmas" i kind of shake.
Or "little Drummer Boy" except the Bowie / Crosby version.
Or that Paul McCartney song - Wonderful Christmas or something.
but worst of all is that Mariah Carey song whose name I don't even know.
MADem
(135,425 posts)I'm trying to come up with one that grinds my gears, but I haven't yet heard enough of it this year to have that visceral reaction.
I think the Mariah song you don't like is "All I Want for Xmas (is You)"
rurallib
(62,494 posts)lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)ihaveaquestion
(2,596 posts)(about 3 years old)
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,042 posts)"Do You Hear What I Hear" is a close second for nausea-inducement. Then there are all those idiotic novelty songs, like "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" and "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" and that stupid thing with Alvin and the Chipmunks. And I hate, hate, hate "Jingle Bells" and any other arrangement of anything that includes sleigh bells.
Bah, humbug.
lastlib
(23,397 posts)That f*cking Little Drummer Boy , is "gag me with a chain-saw" BAAAAD!
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If I ever run into that kid, I swear I will smash his f*cking drum into a million pieces, and shove it out his arse by way of his nose. And I'll send his drumsticks via the same route--sideways.
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Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,067 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)The composers, Noël Regney and, Gloria Shayne Baker wrote it during the Cuban Missile Crisis, as there way of asking the world's leaders to at least try not blowing all of us to bits:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Hear_What_I_Hear%3F
Listen to the song again, knowing that.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,042 posts)the Cuban Missile Crisis. Nevertheless, the song itself is pure treacle, especially the arrangements that followed the original.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)was actually of a nuclear missile being launched.
ChazInAz
(2,580 posts)Sir Christopher Lee, late in his long life, recorded his own rather unique cover of "Little Drummer Boy".
THAT Christopher Lee.
stopbush
(24,401 posts)Drummer Boy is also awful.
lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)Hey, it's got a good beat and it's catchy! What's the matter with you????
stopbush
(24,401 posts)lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)silly.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)Call me Grinch.
rurallib
(62,494 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)I like most of the traditional carols, and a lot of the classical music associated with Christmas, but all the rest of it, sheesh.
All that syrupy Tin Pan Alley stuff that we have to endure because the Baby Boomers have a nostalgia boner for it
Rock and Roll Christmas songs - an idea so bad that even Bruce Springsteen and John Lennon can't salvage.
Unfunny novelty songs that make you dumber each time you hear them (with the possible exception of Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy."
All garbage.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,317 posts)Like "Jingle Bells", it's a song about fun in the snow. No connection to Christmas except the coincidence of season, at least in the Northern Hemisphere. Same applies to any song about snowmen, sleigh bells, and other winter staples.
The first time I heard it, I could only wonder "WHY?". I was pretty damned sick of "Jingle Bells" already, didn't need an ersatz pop/rock rip-off.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)ailsagirl
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Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)"Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear"
ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)It's those stupid ditties that annoy me:
"It's Getting to Feel a Lot Like Christmas"
"Rudolph..."
"I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
You get the idea
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)n/t.
ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)rurallib
(62,494 posts)ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)Thanks for the link-- I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Love every song they sang, esp "Broadway," "Up on the Roof," "Under the Boardwalk," etc.
What voices!!
rurallib
(62,494 posts)I didn't even realize that until someone pointed it out here one day
Here is a cute version:
japple
(9,851 posts)eom
ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)TNNurse
(6,934 posts)thank you.
Granny M
(1,395 posts)Going to look for it on CD.
alfredo
(60,082 posts)lastlib
(23,397 posts)I'm not real fond of it, either, but only Elton John's "Goodbye English Rose" has outsold it.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)I always thought it sounded like an advertisement for Christmas(or some sort of Noel-themed Southern California housing development) than anything remotely connected to the spirit of the season. There's just something way too generic about it.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)Mel Torme and his writing partner Bob Wells wrote it in South California in the month of July. According to Mel Torme in his autobiography Bob Wells wrote the words to cool down on a very hot July day.
http://performingsongwriter.com/christmas-song/
One of my favorite songs, especially when Torme sung it.
JHan
(10,173 posts)By Mariah... that song is even annoying when drunk...
Donkees
(31,554 posts)Uploaded on Dec 6, 2007
Dominic the Italian Donkey song and video
Dominick the Donkey is a well known Christmas song written by Ray Allen and Lou Monte and first sung by Lou Monte in 1960. For decades the song was only occasionally heard. Oldies 103.3 WODS of Boston, Massachusetts and WCBS-FM in New York are common stations that play the song around Christmas . It was perceived to be too novel for the softer music stations and too old or corny for CHR/Top 40 stations. But beginning in the early 1990's, more contemporary artists began to record Christmas music. As a result, younger skewing radio stations began to feature more Christmas music on their stations, even going wall to wall on Christmas Eve and Christmas day. While there were more Top 40 core artists doing Christmas music by 1992, the stations still needed to play older artists to supplement the newer Christmas music. A few stations found this song and began mixing it into their Christmas rotations. The song got very positive feedback and as a result, this song began to gain airplay in many formats. Many people assume it was a recent recording and do not realize this song has been around for over 40 years.
3catwoman3
(24,150 posts)...gag-worthy.
Paladin
(28,290 posts)You know---that one with around 46,000 rapid-fire lyrics, none of them intelligible, sung to the same 3 musical notes, over and over and over and over....
"Oh how they pound / Raising the sound / O'er hill and dale / Telling their tale...."
AAAAACK!
Wolf Frankula
(3,605 posts)"Thump Thump a Thump,
Sump Sump a Sump,
Dump Dump a Dump!
Bump Bump a Bump!
Hump Hump a Hump!
Rump Rump a Rump!
Crump Crump a Crump!
Chump Chump a Chump!
Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy Merrymas!
Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy Merrymas!
And so on with minor variations on words ending with -ump until the last which is
"Long Dong, Long Dong, Long Dong, Long Dong."
Wolf
Paladin
(28,290 posts)Maybe it was catchier, in the original Ukrainian......
DMJG10
(1 post)Actually, the original Ukranian has nothing to do with bells... and it is actually quite secular
Skittles
(153,328 posts)horrible
Paladin
(28,290 posts)Listen to Barbra Streisand's version of the same carol, with a couple of inches of single-malt scotch near-by.....
annabanana
(52,791 posts)of Christmas music..
I hate ALL of it!
rurallib
(62,494 posts)annabanana
(52,791 posts)Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Childbirth, you could handle. But "White Christmas" over and over again.....
mrmpa
(4,033 posts)I had a History Prof in college, who was in Egypt when she delivered her daughter. She said she was surrounded by women, who every time they had a contraction would say "Allahu Akbar".
My Prof who was a Mid-East scholar says every time, thereafter, when she heard this phrase she almost involuntarily had a contraction.
FSogol
(45,603 posts)Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing 'round like little boys do
And in his hands he held a pair of shoes
His clothes were worn and old, he was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight
He counted pennies for what seemed like years...
Ugh, it is the most maudlin dreck ever. I think it proves there is no god which is about the worst thing a so-called Christmas song can do.
Coventina
(27,231 posts)Sentath
(2,243 posts)too bad we can't beat the recording, with magnetized clubs!
3catwoman3
(24,150 posts)...Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer and Dominick The Christmas Donkey.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,042 posts)And I was very, very sorry I did.
TimeChaser
(5,551 posts)Is the end where the narrator says that God sent that little boy to remind him of the true meaning of Christmas.
... so... God killed a kid's mom on Christmas to teach your ass a lesson? Awesome
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)(spent one December working in a diner in Juneau and it was on the one Christmas mix tape they kept playing over and over again.)
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)and this one:
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lunatica
(53,410 posts)Berserksville!
Bucky
(54,106 posts)Give me a jingle over a chorale any day
Hong Kong Cavalier
(4,573 posts)I worked at a Pizza Hut in college, and each time Christmas rolled around, the manager had the vending machine company swap out half of the singles in the jukebox (This was back in the early 90s) with Christmas songs.
Nothing like hearing that song eight times in a five hour shift. And it was only that song that was played so damn often for some reason.
Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)"You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of hol-ly"
That is not a sentimental feeling I get. It is the urge to find an icepick to shove into my ears.
Danmel
(4,945 posts)Torture.
Mad_Dem_X
(9,582 posts)Worst. Christmas song. Ever. When it comes on, I can't change the station fast enough.
Auggie
(31,253 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,605 posts)Or This Song?
Wolf
Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)3catwoman3
(24,150 posts)...tracks from Bob Dylan's Christmas album?
You don't know what you're missing if you haven't.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Sounds like a new level of hell.
Laffy Kat
(16,397 posts)Please, God, make it stop.
rurallib
(62,494 posts)I'd forgotten all about that monster.
eShirl
(18,513 posts)ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,397 posts)No judgement here.
ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)So no judgment here either!!
world wide wally
(21,762 posts)OxQQme
(2,550 posts)ret5hd
(20,574 posts)ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)stopbush
(24,401 posts)aka "All we like sheep..."
neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)Including a stint at Toys R Us. As I result, I can only listen to certain Christmas songs, like "Silver Bells" ... I can endure most of it, but the novelty tunes especially grate on my nerves. When you've heard "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" every two hours for literally weeks.... it gets old!
Archae
(46,379 posts)Someone mentioned "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth."
Another is "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas."
Surprisingly enough there is one good version besides Crosby/Bowie doing "Little Drummer Boy."
The Mannheim Steamroller arrangement.
jmowreader
(50,605 posts)Guess which shipping company I will NOT be using this year.
LakeArenal
(28,896 posts)radical noodle
(8,020 posts)I'm grateful that I didn't have to type it.
ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)I do so love your sigline-- simple, poignant, yet powerful
Doreen
(11,686 posts)I loath that song.
progressoid
(50,034 posts)My daughter hates that" do they know it's Christmas" dreck from the 80s.
joshdawg
(2,653 posts)Really do not like any xmas carol.
sinkingfeeling
(51,502 posts)DFW
(54,528 posts)This was specific to Christmas 2007, but you'll recognize plenty of the players:
And this was the ONLY Christmas song I EVER liked (NOT autobiographical, I swear!):
TrogL
(32,822 posts)TrogL
(32,822 posts)This was a formal concert at a world-class concert hall. Everybody in tuxes and tails. Conductor was a friend who invited me as guest artist.
The stage manager brought out a music stand. I entered carrying my music and what appeared to be a stick. I gravely and carefully adjusted my music then gave a formal and distinguished bow to the conductor who bowed back, then began the piece.
I stood there, motionless and implacable.
3/4 of the way through the piece I came to life, swung the stick, which gave the "whip crack" sound. The audience roared with laughter, realizing they'd been truly had.
countryken
(114 posts)Two that make my skin crawl are 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' and those damn dogs barking 'Jingle Bells'. These are two novelty songs that might be considered amusing at first listen by some (not me), but to hear them year after year... Arrrggghh.
A novelty song that is definitely worth hearing is Roy Zimmerman's "Christmas is Pain"! This is a brilliant Bob Dylan spoof - find this on Youtube, and you'll probably stay to hear much more Roy Zimmerman. He's one of us.
A few years ago my wife mentioned to me that she wanted to write a Christmas song. I replied, 'We don't need another Christmas song!', and that became the title of the song, and it is now one of my favorites, complete with references to homeless, domestic abuse, and hope. I think we need to make a Youtube video of that one this year.
Finally, I kinda like the Johnny Cash version of the Drummer Boy.
kairos12
(12,906 posts)Nitram
(22,988 posts)Coventina
(27,231 posts)FSogol
(45,603 posts)Still laughing.
Coventina
(27,231 posts)Did you stay for the whole thing?
"Mrs. Rudolf is making me emotionally confused."
BTW: The Short "Christmas Rhapsody" is why I can only have artificial Christmas trees now.
True story!!!!
FSogol
(45,603 posts)hopeforchange2008
(610 posts)colorado_ufo
(5,747 posts)My personal choice is Drummer Boy. For some reason, it makes me want to punch a wall, and I am actually a very happy, sweet and nice grandma! Thanks for this thread; it is great to know that I am not alone!
rurallib
(62,494 posts)is the one most love to hate.
retrowire
(10,345 posts)Slow. No complexity. Totally uninteresting. Fucking kill me now.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)here this lady just popped out a kid, and some little brat is in the corner beating a drum. Had the writer never been around women in labor?
northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)😖😖😖😖😖
cabot
(724 posts)I don't know why...but that song irritates me. BUT my taste is suspect because I love "The Little Drummer Boy" which, apparently, everyone in the world hates.
world wide wally
(21,762 posts)Or was I hallucinating?
I only heard it once (I think)
jmowreader
(50,605 posts)It's actually Bob Rivers, but you knew that.
world wide wally
(21,762 posts)Now, about this Trump thing ..
jmowreader
(50,605 posts)Just for today...
Stargleamer
(1,992 posts)although Paul McCartney's song is just as bad
lanlady
(7,136 posts)You know the one I mean - it's played on a piano. Great tune! Not sure why it's associated with Christmas, but it seems to get played most often this time of year. I was in Bed, Bath & Beyond the other day nearly wretching over the Yuletime dreck they were playing, when, mercifully, on came the Charlie Brown song. It cheered me up considerably.
I can sorta tolerate Karen Carpenter singing Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - love her voice.
As for the rest of the usual repertoire of Xmas songs, two words: bah, humbug
eppur_se_muova
(36,317 posts)He did the whole "Charlie Brown Christmas" soundtrack ...
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Even though it passes quickly, the "why has thou forsaken me?" bleakness of that section has been etched into my memory since the moment I first saw it, when I was probably about six or seven(thus, was probably about the age of most of the characters of the show).
elleng
(131,463 posts)whistler162
(11,155 posts)got that right.
TimeChaser
(5,551 posts)I work in retail, so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Christmas songs.
The Grinch is tolerable, but only the original. No shitty remakes. The Christmas Shoes and Do They Know Its Christmas hurt me in my soul.
flying rabbit
(4,648 posts)I do like the drummer boy, though.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Eh, the only good xmas music is Medieval -- Renaissance --Baroque.
No Vested Interest
(5,167 posts)when so many servicemen wouldn't be home, with family and loved ones, at Christmas.
ailsagirl
(22,913 posts)Locrian
(4,522 posts)heckles65
(550 posts)for me the clear winner is "Baby It's Cold Outside." Two minutes+ of a man begging for p___y - unendurable!
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jimmil
(629 posts)The more I think, yeah, that song really sucks. There are just too many choices to pick one song as the absolute suckiest, nail scratching, make me grab my nuts and run around the mall screaming.
Lyric
(12,675 posts)yonder
(9,687 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)jmowreader
(50,605 posts)I would like to open a restaurant with a huge and well-stocked bar that has a sign outside from Halloween to New Year's Day: "NO FSCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC WILL EVER BE PLAYED HERE!" It'll be full of retail employees.
LakeArenal
(28,896 posts)spiderpig
(10,419 posts)(first that came to mind)
I also loathe "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".
I don't care if it was in The Godfather.
Isn't Christmas the birth of Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior, according to believers? What's "little" about it?
(I'm not a believer - it's just a dumb song.)
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)Creepy song about a guy trying to get a girl to stay at his house when she repeatedly says that she should leave.
Granny M
(1,395 posts)Just can't stand it.
Lionel Mandrake
(4,078 posts)especially when sung BY children.
Bob Loblaw
(1,900 posts)I got roped in to attending a Christmas concert of theirs last year. It was like being stuck in the world's largest express elevator..., to the 10,000th floor of a rest home..., with the guy standing next to you sporting a pantload. It literally smelled like diapers in there from all the soiled Depends of their blue-haired fans. They "performed" with all the showmanship and spontaneity of a 1979 Geritol commercial. A year later and I'm still "over Q-tipping" in an effort to exorcise those demons from my aural canals.
SCRUBDASHRUB
(7,252 posts)I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Uke
(1 post)I was inspired to write these anti-Christmas songs:
Hoppy Holidays!