Don and the Devil made a deal

[packman]

A very young Donald was finishing up his family banishment at the military school when the devil appeared .

“I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil says. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. I will make you a Presidential contender. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your future family, and the souls of all your future constituents.”

Donald ponders for a moment and then asks, “Unlimited wealth and power?”

“Completely unlimited,” the Devil confirms.

“A pandering media?” he asks.

“They’ll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you do or say,” the Devil assured.

“And you want my soul, my future family’s souls, and the souls of all those who will believe in me when I run for President? ” he asks.

“Yes. All of them,” says the Devil.

Don thinks deeply about it, then finally says, “So…what’s the catch?”

[trueblue2007]

1. good one,i posted to facebook