Forbes pulls "Romney Drops Out of Race" April Fools story after it shows up on top of Google News
In a surprise move, Mitt Romney announced today that he is ending his presidential campaign and throwing his support behind Rick Santorum. The move shocked observers, including Senator Santorum, as Governor Romney seemed poised for a decisive victory in Wisconsin.
The governor, however, said he concluded that he has no chance to win the general election in December and that a Santorum candidacy in 2012 would be in the best interest of the party.
He explained, It will save time. As many observers have pointed out, my defeat in 2012 will be interpreted by the party faithful as evidence that our problem is that weve become too pragmatic and moderate. In 2016, well correct that and nominate some right-wing nut and get demolished in the general election.
Itll be like Goldwater in 1964. I dont want to wait until 2020 to get my party back. Im all about efficiency. Lets get our butts kicked now and move on.
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