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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T
LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK? 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN THE UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ARSED,
GREY HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
BASTARD ASKED..
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
Sent from a friend in Calgary.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)It hits us all at one time or other. It just hasn't hit your dentist yet!
You gave me a good deep laugh. Thanks. Sniff!
siligut
(12,272 posts)I have a full length funhouse mirror in my bedroom, I don't look at myself in bright sunlight and I know better than to ever ask Mr gut how I look. See, it just takes a little care to believe you haven't changed a bit.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Suddenly Alice wasn't the only one in the room needing a little dental work.
PassingFair
(22,434 posts)I looked around me, and all I could think was
"Why are are these OLD PEOPLE here?"
I was texting my kids, and they were making fun
of me, when suddenly an EMS team went barreling
down the aisle and brought a DEAD GUY up from the
front row. He had had a heart attack!
Now every time we go to a concert, my kids ask us
how many old people croaked.
dana_b
(11,546 posts)Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)and thought, damn! She looks older! (We're the same age, give or take a year).
I know when I'm tired I can look worn out - but I was surprised at her face.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)At the last one I attended, I realized that I couldn't read the name-tags without my bifocals. (And I didn't want to wear my bifocals because they make me look older!)
I don't want to hear about my classmates' grandchildren. Sorry. How did they all get older when I am frozen in time? (yeah, sure...)