Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?

[LynneSin]

Just want to know since I'm not counting on Social Security or the government to help me. Looking for a backup plan

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. No. I'll probably be dead by then, so you'll be free to go.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Head for the hills.

[HopeHoops]

3. There's always prostitution.

[ohiosmith]

4. If she can't afford food, how the hell can she afford a hooker?

[HopeHoops]

5. Good point. Then again, maybe SHE could do the hookin! "Will Hook for Food".

[HappyMe]

6. From what I have read,

becoming a zombie may be an idea to look into.
Or not. It sounds complicated and Twilight-ish or something.

[zeemike]

7. Get back

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Get back...get back to where we once belonged.

Lnnesin was a woman who thought she was a loner
But she knew it couldn't last
Lnnsin left her home in Wilmington Delaware
For some California grass

Get back, get back,
Get back to where we once belonged.
Get back, get back,
Get back to where we once belonged.
Get back Lynnsin...

[LynneSin]

8. But I've never been to Tucson Arizon

I guess it fits better than Wilmington, Delaware!

[zeemike]

10. Edited post to be factually correct

And you are right ...it does not have the same rhythm to it...

[Iggo]

9. I'll be old then, too.

[LynneSin]

11. You can move in with me

I'm always up for roommates

[Denninmi]

12. Ah, c'mon over to my house.

As long as I can push a shovel into the Earth, I'll come up with something to feed you.

[ohiosmith]

13. I inventoried my pantry and fridge. I'll pack and send the following items to you: can of black

olives, three ice cream cones (one slightly damaged), bag of microwaveable popcorn, partial jar of maraschino cherrys, can of corned beef hash, five frozen fish sticks, one half a kielbasa ring, partial jar of cheese spread, and a nearly full jar of salsa verde (not sure if it was verde when purchased).

If you like I will include some mismatched socks and a Tiajuana Hardrock tank top.

[LynneSin]

14. wtf does your wife feed you

[ohiosmith]

15. Cabbage!