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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAnd the sign said...
Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's
waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you
send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak!"
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(26,117 posts)"We're number one in the number two business."
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(21,966 posts)Shrek
(3,988 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)sarge43
(28,947 posts)"If it sounds like these bees are operating a chain saw,
Don't come any closer."
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,382 posts)"Only the rooster gets a better piece"
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)"Our eggs are so fresh, the hen doesn't know we have them."
Saw this on a truck when I was a teen in the 60's.
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