DU Punsters! Help, I'm in need of a choice pun!

[F4lconF16]

So my girlfriend and I really enjoy puns. I'd estimate probably 40-90% of our humor is pun-based, depending on the day. We might have a problem.

She recently sent me a greeting card in the mail for no real reason, other than it had a great pun on it. Annnnd I've somehow not been able to come up with a good response so I can send it back, and I'm getting desperate. Help!

Here's the card:

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. here goes

"card reminds he of how I miss your tu lips?" (groan, I know)

"It's going fine, bud" (even more of a groan)

That's all my stomach can bear at the moment!

[F4lconF16]

4. Oh man, that first one is a beauty.

I think I'll be using both of those

[BlueJazz]

2. When you get here.

[F4lconF16]

5. ...

[PennyK]

3. I sense a plot.

...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. Is that a pistil in your pocket?

Looks like a lot of stalking in that card.

[rug]

7. Swell,

to be precise.

[lastlib]

8. if I was artistic, I'd draw.....

a well, surrounded by flowers of all different colors, with the caption:


"Pretty Well"



(yeah, like this!)

[Jim Lane]

9. "No more puns! Leaf me alone!"

That's if you want to stem the tide of puns.

But if I were you, I'd prefer the focus on her tu lips.

[LiberalEsto]

10. Seedily

Thank you very mulch.

[GaYellowDawg]

11. How's it growing?

It's a daisy of a day. I rose early in the violet morning, but just about fell and busted my aster on the sidewalk. My neighbor said, "Orchids - you know, Iris and Heather, those kids, are always leaving their toys out." I thought, "with neighbors like that, who needs anemone?" His wife came out and berated him so fiercely that I thought, "Wow! I can't believe it's freesia show like that - I'd pay for it!" Amaryllis not kidding! She dressed him down and I was, like, poinsetta match! He didn't dare give tulip back to her, either. But I've got to go now - I'm late for work and it's petal to the metal!