what's green and sits outside?

[IcyPeas]

Paddy O'Furniture



(post your St. Patrick day funnies)

[Duer 157099]

1. I was gonna say "IcyPeas" n/t

[IcyPeas]

3. LOL LOL LOL

[HopeHoops]

2. What's a Shamrock?

Just turn on the local bubble-gum pop station.

[siligut]

4. Irish kitteh luvs to jig

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[Lasher]

5. What's black and white and green all over?

Today's newspaper.

[ohiosmith]

6. Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple?

Answer - So the English can understand them.

[rug]

7. The Grinch on Christmas Eve.

[guitar man]

8. So these two Irish guys walk out of a bar

Well, it's theoretically possible anyway

Happy St Patty's Day!!!

[nolabear]

9. The boys are all standing around Paddy's open grave.

"It's time" says Dan, "to send him off by pouring a pint of the finest whiskey over his coffin."

"Oh aye," replies William, "but do you think he'd mind if I run it through me kidneys first?"