Well, I just laundered some money.

[hobbit709]

Took the clothes out of the washer to put in the drier and found a wad of bills in the bottom. $7.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Better than finding tissues.

[kentauros]

4. or former receipts.

Especially ones you needed

[In_The_Wind]

5. Are you just sayin' that because it's Tax time again?

I charge everything for my business on a credit card.

I seldom return anything.

Big ticket receipts are placed in the file cabinet as soon as possible.

However, I did wash my ex-husband's paycheck.

[kentauros]

6. For the past six weeks,

my girlfriend was visiting. We kept all receipts, though I left them in her care most of the time. Only when she knew we'd not be returning anything (when we did, it was clothing that didn't fit or she didn't like in some way) did we then toss/shred those receipts.

And some kept-receipts (like the JC Penney's ones) have coupons on them

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. Washing machine fairy payment for all those socks that they took.

And you got a nice haul.
I usually get dimes.

[lame54]

3. do the right thing...

and give Pauly his share

[csziggy]

7. That's quieter than laundering coins

They tend to rattle around and make a lot of noise.

Not as much noise as bullets do, though. At least we found out that clothes dryers do NOT get hot enough to set of the bullets. Whew!

[LynneSin]

8. I am a long time money launderer

Surprised I haven't been busted yet

I've also laundered debit cards, lipsticks and even an old MP3 player.

[DebJ]

10. Last week I laundered the spare key to my car.... one of those electronic ones........

$62 is a lot of money for one load of laundry

[NJCher]

12. I think there are some tricks that might revive it

check google under "cell phone dropped toilet."


Cher

[Initech]

9. So you didn't buy a car wash to cover up the underground meth lab?

[underahedgerow]

11. I've recovered well over 1000 bucks from various launderings for clients and such....

One guy always joked and said that I could keep whatever I found in the pockets. He nearly spat when I handed him 225 bucks one day!

[3catwoman3]

13. I am waiting for the day when happening across...

...a forgotten/misplaced $5 or $10 bill doesn't make a smile break out on my face. I'm going to be 64 in a week, so maybe this won't happen until my next incarnation.