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eppur_se_muova

(36,262 posts)
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 06:25 AM Mar 2012

What's the oddest typo you've ever seen published ?

I recently saw (in "Biochemistry Demystified" -- abundant errors) a label for a biological intermediate, ribulose bisphosphate, written as "rebellious bisphosphate". Someone needs to send the authors a copy of "Spellcheck for Dummies".

In a book on Medieval society, an illustration showing the layout of a Medieval market had one area labeled "monkeychangers". (IIRC the figure was reproduced from another publication, too.) I know it's supposed to be "moneychangers", but I still giggle and snort every time I remember it. I imagine those monkeys put up quite a fuss if they didn't want to be changed !

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What's the oddest typo you've ever seen published ? (Original Post) eppur_se_muova Mar 2012 OP
A coworker once sent a memo apologizing for any incontinence he may have caused Orrex Mar 2012 #1
Auto-correct fucks up again. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #4
Ah, beware the rebellious biophosphate! Denninmi Mar 2012 #2
Ah but what if the biophosphates turn out to be benzodiazapines???? HopeHoops Mar 2012 #5
"Santorum Surges" HopeHoops Mar 2012 #3
That first one may have been a bored editor. :) Sweet Freedom Mar 2012 #6
Sexual Harnassment Amaril Mar 2012 #7
My favourite was an article about the development of a psychometric test. LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #8
Fortunately, I was a copy editor for magazines, RebelOne Mar 2012 #9
In classifieds: "For Sale, 2 ton rear mounted wench." nolabear Mar 2012 #10
Get all your Texasgal Mar 2012 #11
It was a flyer for a series of all day workshops on sexualiy. rug Mar 2012 #12
I once heard a newsreader on the radio announce ... eppur_se_muova Mar 2012 #13
Lol. rug Mar 2012 #14
Dear god, please tell me it wasn't KamaAina Mar 2012 #28
Barf-ly KT2000 Mar 2012 #15
This one sprang to mind immediately CrawlingChaos Mar 2012 #16
I saw a similar one on a billboard, but I think it was more like vandalism. Hardware store dimbear Mar 2012 #18
Years ago in the Photo Equipment for Sale section someone was mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #17
Movie marquee in Tulsa. Manifestor_of_Light Mar 2012 #19
Newspaper article about the English countryside. Manifestor_of_Light Mar 2012 #20
Pubic Speaking jannyk Mar 2012 #21
I am a licensed real estate appraiser. Several times I meant to type public and it ended ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #22
Caught before publication, however, Z_I_Peevey Mar 2012 #23
Also caught before publication, by my dear friend Suz: KamaAina Mar 2012 #30
It was in one of Shrub's notes to Condi jmowreader Mar 2012 #24
Bush Wins Florida. Nuf said,,, benld74 Mar 2012 #25
I once dictated a medical history on a patient ... IggleDoer Mar 2012 #26
"...explosive roboballs..." Lucy Goosey Mar 2012 #27
A list of psychology journals, including one called 'Brain and Cognition'... LeftishBrit Mar 2012 #29
Well, I never saw it published geardaddy Mar 2012 #31
"automagically" geardaddy Mar 2012 #32
That one's deliberate -- IIRC originated w/ Mac users. :) nt eppur_se_muova Oct 2012 #35
Ugh. Seriously? n/t geardaddy Oct 2012 #36
Still remember this from many years ago: "Boston took 47 shits on goal". abq e streeter Mar 2012 #33
And from an early /mid 60's baseball card: "The 19 year old left hander is just 18 years old". abq e streeter Mar 2012 #34

Orrex

(63,210 posts)
1. A coworker once sent a memo apologizing for any incontinence he may have caused
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 06:47 AM
Mar 2012

He claims that he meant "inconvenience," but do I believe him?

Sweet Freedom

(3,995 posts)
6. That first one may have been a bored editor. :)
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 11:59 AM
Mar 2012

I was once worked with a medical editor whose niche was bridge to transplantation devices. He was so sick of the term "bridge to transplantation" that he would change all instances to "Bridge on the River Kwai". Well, one day, he forgot to change it back. Fortunately, the error was caught before the manuscript went to press, but had it not...

Amaril

(1,267 posts)
7. Sexual Harnassment
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 12:59 PM
Mar 2012

It was in a new employee manual the company I was working for at the time had just put out on preventing sexual harassment.

The exact wording left my brain a long time ago, but it went something like........"It is the responsibility of all employees to ensure their co-workers are not being subjected to sexual harnassment by any other employee."

LeftishBrit

(41,205 posts)
8. My favourite was an article about the development of a psychometric test.
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 03:08 PM
Mar 2012

The authors were checking various aspects of its statistical reliability, including its 'internal consistency' - but this got transformed into 'infernal consistency'.

RebelOne

(30,947 posts)
9. Fortunately, I was a copy editor for magazines,
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 03:17 PM
Mar 2012

otherwise there would have been some really drastic boo boos going into print. For instance, the "l" left out in public, which was very common, or luck spelled with an "f".

nolabear

(41,963 posts)
10. In classifieds: "For Sale, 2 ton rear mounted wench."
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 03:26 PM
Mar 2012

New Orleans Times Picayune. I held onto it for years.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
12. It was a flyer for a series of all day workshops on sexualiy.
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 03:41 PM
Mar 2012

One of the workshops was "How To Have An Organism".

eppur_se_muova

(36,262 posts)
13. I once heard a newsreader on the radio announce ...
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 03:44 PM
Mar 2012

that a certain brand of soup had been found to be contaminated with harmful orgasms ... he quickly corrected himself, but the damage was done.

KT2000

(20,577 posts)
15. Barf-ly
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 04:43 PM
Mar 2012

The local paper had a review of the movie Barfly. They hyphenated it: "Barf"- on the first line and
"ly" on the next line.

dimbear

(6,271 posts)
18. I saw a similar one on a billboard, but I think it was more like vandalism. Hardware store
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 08:29 PM
Mar 2012

promoting "Home Improvement Discunts."

That would make quite a promo for a divorce lawyer.

mysuzuki2

(3,521 posts)
17. Years ago in the Photo Equipment for Sale section someone was
Sat Mar 10, 2012, 05:07 PM
Mar 2012

selling a Tamron brand telephoto lens. The printed ad read "400mm tampon for sale. Used only once; still in box."

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
19. Movie marquee in Tulsa.
Sun Mar 11, 2012, 01:14 AM
Mar 2012

Grease Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta was changed to read:

OVA JOHN JOHN and NITOL REVOLTA


 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
20. Newspaper article about the English countryside.
Sun Mar 11, 2012, 01:18 AM
Mar 2012

Rolling fields with corpses scattered about.


should have been "copses", a thicket of small trees.


ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)
22. I am a licensed real estate appraiser. Several times I meant to type public and it ended
Sun Mar 11, 2012, 02:26 AM
Mar 2012

up being "pubic". Spell check didn't catch it on the program because...well...because pubic is a word. Imagine Pubic housing, pubic schools, and pubic transportation. I learned to look for it and then used saved answers with public spelled correctly in a drop down menu.

Z_I_Peevey

(2,783 posts)
23. Caught before publication, however,
Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:16 PM
Mar 2012

a gospel group called the Singing Ledbetters became

the Singing Bedwetters

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
30. Also caught before publication, by my dear friend Suz:
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 03:34 PM
Mar 2012

"Dancing hors d'oeuvres."

"What's wrong with it?" they asked.

"It says dancing hors d'oeuvres!!"

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
24. It was in one of Shrub's notes to Condi
Sun Mar 11, 2012, 06:17 PM
Mar 2012

Apparently he didn't want to scare people with too much end-times theology (which is spelled "eschatology" but the first "e" and the "h" are both silent) so he wrote Condi a note telling her to be careful about talking about "scatology."

Which is, of course, something else entirely.

IggleDoer

(1,186 posts)
26. I once dictated a medical history on a patient ...
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 02:20 PM
Mar 2012

... "The patient has a sister who died of Acute Leukemia."

It came out typed as "The patient has a sister who died of Acute Leukorrhea." (Leukorrhea = vaginal discharge)

The image of a person drowning in a vat of her own secretions can never be erased from my mind.

Lucy Goosey

(2,940 posts)
27. "...explosive roboballs..."
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 03:00 PM
Mar 2012

I saw one quite recently in The Hill Times (Ottawa):

Citizen calls McGregor and Maher 'McMaher': reporters who broke explosive roboballs story

"Explosive roboballs" makes my inner 12-year-old giggle, but this headline is supposed to be referring to the Canadian political scandal du jour, which has to do with robocalls.

(The first part of the headline refers to the fact that the Ottawa Citizen newspaper has given Maher and McGregor a Woodstein-ish nickname.)

LeftishBrit

(41,205 posts)
29. A list of psychology journals, including one called 'Brain and Cognition'...
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 03:33 PM
Mar 2012

which got printed as 'Brian and Cognition'.

A friend commented that if this was about the Brian whom she knew, he didn't have any cognition!

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)
31. Well, I never saw it published
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 03:35 PM
Mar 2012

but I had a co-worker whose last name was Enderlein and every time she sent an email, the spell check would suggest "tenderloin" for the correction.

abq e streeter

(7,658 posts)
33. Still remember this from many years ago: "Boston took 47 shits on goal".
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 05:01 PM
Mar 2012

Chicago Sun Times recap of a Blackhawks-Bruins game.

abq e streeter

(7,658 posts)
34. And from an early /mid 60's baseball card: "The 19 year old left hander is just 18 years old".
Mon Mar 12, 2012, 05:02 PM
Mar 2012

(Dave Bennett of the Phillies).

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