I'm leaving for Wisconsin tomorrow.

[Laffy Kat]

Just a short trip to Ripon via Milwaukee. Does anyone want some cheese?

[pinboy3niner]

1. No, thanks. I'm Gouda.

[Laffy Kat]

2. I had that coming.

[denbot]

3. Me too.

Tomorrow morning I'm heading off with a load to Sturtevant WI.

[Laffy Kat]

4. I don't know where that is but be careful out there.

Or should I say Brie careful?

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Please!

[rurallib]

6. it is winter. No one goes to Wisconsin in the winter

be sure to pick up some ch-ch-ch-cheddar

[panader0]

7. I've never eaten cheese and I never will.

I'm not allergic to it, it's just something about the smell and taste and texture that makes me think of rotten milk.
When I call for a cheeseless pizza they say "Is this panader0?"
Ever see cheese in any Chinese food dishes?
Never had it, never will.
On edit: I swear that's my only weirdness.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Clearly, you don't know Jack

[Archae]

8. I'm in Sheboygan, want some Kraft singles?

[olddots]

10. don't forget to stop off at Becky's On The Turnpike

Home of the hot cheese enema then a visit to " Hey its Nacho Cheese "

[panader0]

11. You have given me a nightmare. Thanks a lot

[Packerowner740]

12. Mmmmmmmm, cheese curds

Gonna have to get my order in to the Wisconsin cheese mart soon so it gets here before Christmas.