"Zombie Strippers" might not be...

[TreasonousBastard]

the worst movie ever made.

But the list of worse ones must be really short.

(Thank you IFC for running it again)

[sakabatou]

1. Are you sure?

Try "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

[TreasonousBastard]

4. And then there's "They Saved Hitler's Brain" but...

Ed Wood is in a class by himself and I'm thinking to be truly bad the zombies and strippers are a plus so even Hitler's brain doesn't quite make it.

[NewJeffCT]

2. But

did it have zombies & strippers in it? Is that the one with George Takei and the guy that plays Cam on Modern Family in it?

Never mind, the movie with George Takei was Ninja Cheerleaders - college cheerleaders by day, go go dancers and night, and then ninjas after hours... (do they ever sleep?)

[pinboy3niner]

3. Coming soon to SyFy: Zombie Ninja Cheerleader Strippernado

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Missed that one (maybe I'm lucky) but...

not only does it have nekkid strippers, but a jen-yoo-wine porn star-- Jenna Jameson, who spends a lot of time stripping and nekkid.

The scene where she shoots billiard balls out of her zombie vagina makes it all worthwhile. Makes Rose McGowan's machine gun leg in "Planet Terror" look tame.

Didn't seem to have much plot, though.

[Number9Dream]

5. "Manos: Hands of Fate" ... painful to watch

Even the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment of "Manos" is painful to watch.

[Wounded Bear]

7. "Don't Go in the Woods"

I think that's the title. More aptly would be Don't go in the Theater. Saw it many years ago.

It was the first movie I ever saw that the audience actually cheered when the film broke.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Written and directed by Vincent D'Onofrio just "for the hell of it"

He shot it in 12 days and spent just $100,000.

[Tom Kitten]

9. speaking of Ed Wood

"Orgy of the Dead" is pretty awful. It makes "Plan 9" look like "Citizen Kane"! But it's in color! and stars Criswell! and his strippers! And it is so so tediously boring and awful!

Here's a clip...the whole movie is on youtube, but don't say I didn't warn you...