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Thu Sep 18, 2014, 08:44 PM

It's official: Jack Chick has gone out of his fucking mind

Can anyone figure this shit out?

http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1088/1088_01.asp

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Reply It's official: Jack Chick has gone out of his fucking mind (Original post)
jmowreader Sep 2014 OP
Chan790 Sep 2014 #1
jmowreader Sep 2014 #2
Chan790 Sep 2014 #3
edgineered Sep 2014 #4
Ron Obvious Sep 2014 #5

Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2014, 08:55 PM

1. Apparently if you pray to Jesus because you don't like your neighbor...

 

they'll throw her in jail, cause her child to fall through the system, get placed with a grandparent that explicitly and vocally does not want them, end up in the care of drug addicts with poor judgement who revel in being evil, the grandmother and druggies will die badly, the child will nearly get eaten by a bear, have an angel and a dog protect them, get taken in by a widow who lost her daughter and years later will find Jesus.

It all feels a little Zadig to me, to say nothing of capricious and the actions of a God unworthy of adoration or prayer.

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 18, 2014, 09:03 PM

2. You forgot the child-porn-loving grandfather

Panel 4: Herbert loves little girls. His computer is filled with them.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 18, 2014, 09:15 PM

3. I didn't. Some things are simply too terrible to make light of.

 

Herbert is a cretin who, solely because he does not actually exist, best goes unacknowledged.

For nowhere in any Bible I've read does it say "Blessed are the children entrusted to the care of pedophiles." nor do I believe any hypothetical deity would allow such to be the conduit of his given salvation.

Jack Chick has gone around the bend, flipped his gourd, burnt his mental house to the ground, lost his marbles, let loose the cuckoo bird, left the barn door open on his sanity, and another 50 euphemisms for lost his fucking mind.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2014, 09:25 PM

4. Wow, difficult reading, but made it through

with the help of cels depicting so many real life situations with caricatures from the soaps, dramas, cop shows, car chases, nature shows, etc to keep my interest, i offer this:

the current cable lineups i get are much more costly. accepting this offer at a cost of 16 cents makes it greatest entertainment package on the market today. for less than two dollars total i was able to complete a signature card in my own name, plus eleven more names that i am frequently called. a must have.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2014, 09:44 PM

5. I can't even begin to understand the point of that one...

I've never understood who could find these booklets remotely persuasive anyway, unless already on board with the message.

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