What is Ann Coulter?

[shenmue]

In light of her recent shitty comments about the doctor who caught Ebola, I did some thinking about just why this Coulter creature was let loose on our planet.

Is she:

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	A robot
	0 (0%)
	A ghost
	0 (0%)
	A vampire
	1 (25%)
	A werewolf
	0 (0%)
	A triffid
	0 (0%)
	A wombat
	0 (0%)
	A failed experiment
	2 (50%)
	A zombie
	0 (0%)
	An alien
	0 (0%)
	A golem
	1 (25%)
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[Wait Wut]

1. I have my own opinion.

But, yours will work fine. I'll just keep my opinion of it to myself.

A wombat? You made him sad.

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[shenmue]

17. I sorry, Mr. Wombat

[onehandle]

2. Bridget Jones's Diary coined the phrase, 'American stick insect.'

Coulter is the most insect-like 'human' I've ever seen.

[intaglio]

3. A horcrux of Rush Limp-bough n/t

[First Speaker]

4. A fake

...I don't think she "believes" any of the crap she espouses. Just doing it for money and ego...

[stevenleser]

5. She absolutely believes it. nt

[ohnoyoudidnt]

6. I don't see my answer, but it would probably get hidden.

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Edit- ok, I will try to be tactful. She is a soulless, evil, greedy, waste of oxygen whose work impedes progress for society.

[3catwoman3]

13. I had a post hidden by jury decision...

...for using the word that always comes to mind when I hear anything about AC.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. She's a troll. Period.

She says outrageously nasty things for the sole purpose of getting attention.

[steve2470]

9. ka-ching, yep nt

[The Second Stone]

11. Bingo. Colbert got the idea somewhere

and just toned it down and added humor.

[Yavin4]

8. Andy Kaufman

[hifiguy]

10. Gotta go with failed experiment

albeit with the caveat that it was an experiment undertaken by space aliens of some sort. Perhaps the guy on Ancient Aliens should be called in to consult.

[BlueJazz]

12. I'm 6' 3" 210lb and her wrist scares the Hell out of me. I think of Werewolves that are human.

[Jamaal510]

14. A female Ted Nugent. nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. a parasite.

par·a·site
ˈparəˌsīt/
noun
noun: parasite; plural noun: parasites

an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense.
derogatory
a person who habitually relies on or exploits others and gives nothing in return.
synonyms: hanger-on, cadger, leech, passenger

[Boxerfan]

16. Its a MAN baby!

Ok I know I'm a bad boy...

But I just haddda do it...