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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI was dating a psychic but she left me.
I couldn't keep a happy medium.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Fri Jun 13, 2014, 01:18 PM - Edit history (1)
But we had a falling out.
rocktivity
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Maybe it wasn't in his fabric?
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)But she did.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)"What are you thinking?"
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)He dumped me.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Blue Owl
(50,360 posts)But found out he had a checkered past.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Blue Owl
(50,360 posts)n/t
lastlib
(23,224 posts)Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Polish his bishop.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)she left me feeling beaten...
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Grantuspeace
(873 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Fri Jan 1, 2021, 04:22 PM - Edit history (3)
They said they'd dig up a guy for me.
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LynneSin
(95,337 posts)you just didn't know it yet.
DFW
(54,372 posts)But after a few weeks, she just told him to stuff it.
calimary
(81,240 posts)What is this? You guys rehearsing for the Comedy Store or something?
DFW
(54,372 posts)Finally a weekend when I DON'T have to work!!! I allow myself a little silliness now and then.
Be thankful I didn't resurrect Shlomo and the Family Stein............
calimary
(81,240 posts)The first band went on, people came, the first band went off, everybody left. Then ACIDIC came on. They weren't on for 30 seconds when 200 people came running over, crowding in front of the stage!!! Two hundred-plus people!!! OMG!!!!!!
OH YEAH!!!!!!
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)suninvited
(4,616 posts)intuit
bluesbassman
(19,372 posts)turns out she was seeing someone else the entire time.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Should I break it off?
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)She made me coffee.
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IF ya know what I mean...
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And I think you do...
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I mean she made me coffee...
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I was just sitting there all human and shit and the next thing I know I'm a cup of coffee.
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Come to think of it, maybe she was a witch.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Despite her pleas about how much she kneaded me I finally got up enough spine to leave.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)rubbed her the wrong way.
rocktivity
bluesbassman
(19,372 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Fri Jun 13, 2014, 07:35 PM - Edit history (1)
but he cut out on me.
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struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)But there just wasn't enough interest
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Nuff said.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but the flame went out.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but there was too much disconnect.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but we soon realized we didn't see eye to eye.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but we had too many issues.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)until he ran off with some tart.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Sun Jun 15, 2014, 02:20 AM - Edit history (1)
until I caught him with a hoe.
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Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but things soured.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but things fizzled.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)but, I left her when she stopped growing.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)but, things quickly went to the dogs.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)but, our relationship didn't add up.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but we just weren't a good fit.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)until I saw there were too many negatives.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but the relationship didn't work out.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)but we butted heads too often.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Mon Jun 16, 2014, 10:00 PM - Edit history (1)
We kept our relationship under wraps.
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Initech
(100,068 posts)She didn't have any BRRRRRRRRRRRRAINS!
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)It was odd to date someone who wanted me just for my brains.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,835 posts)but I felt boxed in.
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Gidney N Cloyd
(19,835 posts)Yavin4
(35,438 posts)She was the wurst.
lastlib
(23,224 posts)always hot-dogging..........and you finally mustard up the buns to end it. I'm sure it isn't a memory you relish.
nolabear
(41,960 posts)But he was too much of a cop-out.
nolabear
(41,960 posts)But the relationship turned sour.
nolabear
(41,960 posts)Who stood me up.
ashling
(25,771 posts)Palm reader
A gypsy woman is sitting behind a crystal ball (no, not her)
laughing gleefully,
He walked over an hits her, knocking her out.
"My mother told me", he explained,
"to always strike a happy medium."
Yavin4
(35,438 posts)I was on pins and needles the entire time.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)She was a real knockout
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)but she left me exhausted.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)But she would always go off on a tangent.
rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Fri Jan 1, 2021, 04:26 PM - Edit history (1)
said he was sick of me.
rocktivity