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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Tue May 27, 2014, 07:51 AM May 2014

It's time, everyone, for another edition of ASK MrScorpio...

This is going to be a delayed reaction edition, as I am signing off right now.

Please leave your questions and musings and I promise to answer each and every response as soon as I get back.

As always, I do not guarantee that you will like any of my answers, but I do promise that your questions will be carefully considered and answered in an honest fashion.

Be daring, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Peace out.

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It's time, everyone, for another edition of ASK MrScorpio... (Original Post) MrScorpio May 2014 OP
Sometimes when I get up for a late-nite drink of water, ... ret5hd May 2014 #1
C) Touch my Skittles and lose a finger/ MrScorpio May 2014 #6
I find that as I get older.... AnneD May 2014 #2
Trust me, that feeling is only going to get worse as you get older MrScorpio May 2014 #7
Thank you.... AnneD May 2014 #9
I would just add that it's not only natural but is also justified. n/t A Simple Game Jun 2014 #59
What do you plan to wear for our Motown Showdown? Phentex May 2014 #3
I gotta find my dancing shoes MrScorpio May 2014 #8
Dear Mr. Scorpio, Dyedinthewoolliberal May 2014 #4
Dear, Dyed, Old age and treachery beats youth and skill every time. MrScorpio May 2014 #10
DUzy! Callmecrazy May 2014 #34
What is the air speed velocity of an unswallowed laden? benld74 May 2014 #5
I swear, I get this question EVERY time. MrScorpio May 2014 #11
Neither. AN unswallowed laden,,,,, benld74 May 2014 #23
Is it too late to ask a question? nt LisaLynne May 2014 #12
Go right ahead! MrScorpio May 2014 #13
Oh, that was my question. If it's too late to ask one... LisaLynne May 2014 #14
Excellent question... MrScorpio May 2014 #15
Very insightful! Thanks! LisaLynne May 2014 #16
Dear Mr. Scorpio, LeftofObama May 2014 #17
Dear Leftof... MrScorpio May 2014 #18
Is this mole on my back cancerous? -nt Liberal Veteran May 2014 #19
Head over to the VA Hosp. and have it checked MrScorpio May 2014 #21
Can you answer this? LynneSin May 2014 #20
Thursday. nt MrScorpio May 2014 #22
You are incorrect, I think forgot to carry the 1 over LynneSin May 2014 #38
Do fish get thirsty? edbermac May 2014 #24
That's a profound question... MrScorpio May 2014 #25
Dear Mr. Scorpio: What's your sign? nt LiberalEsto May 2014 #26
Joe's Bar and Grill... MrScorpio May 2014 #27
LOL!!! Scorpios have a devilish sense of humor ailsagirl May 2014 #36
maybe I am late but I gotta know rurallib May 2014 #28
Bacon! nt MrScorpio May 2014 #31
One more - at what point should the Big Ten change its name? rurallib May 2014 #29
When we hit twenty member schools MrScorpio May 2014 #32
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? baldguy May 2014 #30
Level 42 MrScorpio May 2014 #33
Dear MrScorpio lovemydog May 2014 #35
If a large, well dressed man named Fat Tony asks you to take a bet against the Heat... MrScorpio May 2014 #37
How much wood would a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? LynneSin May 2014 #39
American or Canadian woodchuck? nt MrScorpio May 2014 #40
Imma gonna say...... LynneSin May 2014 #42
Ten times its weight in poutine MrScorpio May 2014 #46
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Initech May 2014 #41
Australian or Asian? MrScorpio May 2014 #45
How big can a reuben get before it is inappropriate it eat in a cubicle? Taitertots May 2014 #43
Only when it's too big to eat in one sitting MrScorpio May 2014 #44
Got any favorite gaming channels on Youtube? sakabatou May 2014 #47
No, I'm sorry that I don't. MrScorpio May 2014 #48
Where is the real Mr Scorpio? struggle4progress May 2014 #49
I am here MrScorpio May 2014 #51
What is the best musical group of all time ? steve2470 May 2014 #50
Because the answer is so subjective, it's always been inside of you... MrScorpio May 2014 #52
haha steve2470 May 2014 #53
My answer is The Isley Brothers. MrScorpio May 2014 #54
Electric Relaxation: Are The Isley Brothers America's Most Underrated Group? MrScorpio May 2014 #55
wow I had no idea the Isley Brothers were so prolific and creative, for so long ! nt steve2470 Jun 2014 #58
Is it the blue pill that allows you to see the world as it is, or the green one? Baitball Blogger May 2014 #56
Understood... MrScorpio May 2014 #57

ret5hd

(20,491 posts)
1. Sometimes when I get up for a late-nite drink of water, ...
Tue May 27, 2014, 08:20 AM
May 2014

I turn on the light to find that I have disturbed my cat using the litter box.

Is the look on her face more:
A) "Hey, asshole! Turn off the light! It's 3 fuckin' AM!!!"
or
B) "Hey, asshole! A little privacy???"

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
2. I find that as I get older....
Tue May 27, 2014, 08:58 AM
May 2014

I suffer fools less and less. I only have 4 more days until I retire but I find myself really wanting to correct some of these mistakes before I go but there isn't an eraser big enough. I am trying really hard to visualize retiring but that isn't working for me. Help!

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
7. Trust me, that feeling is only going to get worse as you get older
Tue May 27, 2014, 05:18 PM
May 2014

I'm having less and less patience with humanity every single day

It's only natural

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
9. Thank you....
Tue May 27, 2014, 05:25 PM
May 2014

That is oddly and most disturbingly a comforting thought. I may make it to retirement with out going postal MrScorpio.

Dyedinthewoolliberal

(15,571 posts)
4. Dear Mr. Scorpio,
Tue May 27, 2014, 04:33 PM
May 2014

it is said youth is wasted on the young. Does it follow therefore that experience enlightens the elderly?
Sign me,
Almost to retirement and therefore 'elderly'

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
10. Dear, Dyed, Old age and treachery beats youth and skill every time.
Tue May 27, 2014, 05:26 PM
May 2014

You can get away with being much more evil in your later years than you can when you're young.

Also, the consequences are much shorter lived.

Give in, give in to the POWAH of the Dark Side.

Join me, and together, we shall rule the galaxy as the evilest of bastards.

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)
17. Dear Mr. Scorpio,
Tue May 27, 2014, 06:40 PM
May 2014

I recently bought a $1 lottery ticket and I won $2! Where would you advise me to invest my new found wealth?

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
18. Dear Leftof...
Tue May 27, 2014, 07:01 PM
May 2014

Clearly your investing skills are at the level of Guru.

Well, the first thing that you need to do, obviously, is assess your portfolio. Do that.

Study the market, see whether it's bull or bear, or consider investing in bonds.

Then, of course, you need to take your credit in account.

But then there's my own personal favorite, a fixed immediate annuity fund from savings CDs, or 401(k)s or an IRA.


Whatever you chose, the world is your investing oyster.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
20. Can you answer this?
Tue May 27, 2014, 07:11 PM
May 2014

Jack and Rock agree to meet in London for the weekend. Jack travels 164 miles and Rock travels 106 miles. If Jacks rate of speed is 8 mph faster than Rock’s then at what rate of speed does Jack travel?

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
25. That's a profound question...
Tue May 27, 2014, 08:10 PM
May 2014

However, freshwater fish don't drink freshwater, they absorb it through their skin and gills.

Salties, however, are notorious lushes, known for their drunken bouts, bar room fights, lost weekends and frequent lapses in sobriety.

rurallib

(62,411 posts)
28. maybe I am late but I gotta know
Tue May 27, 2014, 09:24 PM
May 2014

what was your first reaction when you saw the clip of Iowan Joni Ernst's political ad discussing how she castrated hogs?

1) narghhhhunhhh

2) brilliant!

3) WTF? FTW?

4) hide this quick

5) other - describe

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)
35. Dear MrScorpio
Tue May 27, 2014, 10:20 PM
May 2014

Can the Thunder or Spurs beat the Heat in the NBA Finals this year? I was hoping the Pacers strong defense could prevent a Heat threepeat, but they don't appear to have enough offense in their arsenal.

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
37. If a large, well dressed man named Fat Tony asks you to take a bet against the Heat...
Tue May 27, 2014, 11:59 PM
May 2014

Don't take that bet.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
39. How much wood would a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Wed May 28, 2014, 12:42 PM
May 2014

I've always wanted to know the answer to that one!

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
42. Imma gonna say......
Wed May 28, 2014, 10:03 PM
May 2014

Canadian woodchuck whose forebearers we're misplaced due to Hurricane Agnes back in 1971 because they were stuck on a log that floated from Dunville Ontario Canada, across Lake Erie and migrated southeast to The far southeast of the Allegheny Resevoir inside the Allegheny State Forest which bore a generation or 20 of new woodchucks were one travelled south on rt 321 (known as the Marshberg-Kane Road where it made a home outside the West Side Grill where it just forage some crab artichoke dip doggie bag that an older woman about 165lbs with bleached blonde hair, hazel eyes who regularly takes medicine for her high blood pressure.

Does that help?

 

Taitertots

(7,745 posts)
43. How big can a reuben get before it is inappropriate it eat in a cubicle?
Thu May 29, 2014, 12:39 AM
May 2014

I'm leaning toward so big around that you cut it like a pizza and so tall that you need two bites to through it.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)
53. haha
Sat May 31, 2014, 08:56 AM
May 2014

But dear MrScorpio, I was asking for YOUR answer, kind sir

eta: Never mind, your answer was of sufficient comedic value as to satisfy my curiosity.

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
54. My answer is The Isley Brothers.
Sat May 31, 2014, 09:38 AM
May 2014

You've got some great listening ahead of you, starting with this song, which has the greatest underrated guitar solo ever:























MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
55. Electric Relaxation: Are The Isley Brothers America's Most Underrated Group?
Sat May 31, 2014, 10:15 AM
May 2014
http://virgogumbo.blogspot.com/2012/06/isley-brothers-americas-most-underrated.html

When you hear the name The Isley Brothers, what do you think of? The funk of the 70’s? The Quiet Storm era? The songs they did with R. Kelly in the 90’s and 2000’s? Or even the old school Twist and Shout or Shout?

What about this. Do you think of them as one of the greatest American bands ever? Or perhaps one of the most underrated groups in music history? Follow me for a second.

How many bands/artists do you know have existed for over 50 years and have universal respect. The Beatles are still royalty. James Brown is an American institution. The Rolling Stones could sell out any place in the country. Ray Charles will never be forgotten especially thanks to his biopic. Stevie Wonder? Bob Dylan? Legends.

The Isleys may not have made as much groundbreaking music as the folks who came in that era. But they succeeded in so many genres that it’s amazing they aren’t more recognized as an American institution.
(Also it’s funny how much great R&B/funk came out of Ohio. Bootsy Collins, the O’Jays, Zapp, Slave and the Ohio Players – urban music owes a lot to that state)

Consider their first hit – “Shout” co-written in 1959 when Ronald Isley was 18. Ronald, Rudolph and Kelly Isley created a song that’s become as much an anthem five decades later as James Brown’s “I Feel Good”, released 3 years later. The raw energy in that song symbolized the power of early rock-n-roll that made people fear Black artists at the time.

You know a song is enduring when the Beatles and Green Day both cover it and it’s made into an iconic movie scene in Animal House.

The Isleys shined in the rock era of the 60’s with classics like “Twist and Shout” (I remember being bugged out in HS hearing their version having grown up with the Beatles’ version) and “Its Your Thing”.

They thrived in the funk era in the 70’s by adding Marvin Isley, Chris Jasper and the criminally underrated Ernie Isley to play instruments. There’s no better evidence of this than my favorite Isleys song, “That Lady”

Tell me that Ernie Isley doesn’t introduce himself with fury on that guitar intro and outro solo. Tell me that Ron Isley didn’t transform his voice from raw power to the smooth control that we mostly know. The crooning harmonies were still there in some form but that song was all about Ron and Ernie and those incredible Latin drums.

This was the 3+3 era and their soul/R&B sound became funkier and they made even more classics while also becoming known for their ballads. “Fight the Power” (co-written by Ernie) was a funky protest jam a decade before Public Enemy made it an even bigger anthem. Ernie Isley co-writing more of the songs added more funk/edge to their lyrics while Ronald, Rudolph and Kelly made their harmonies match that powerful rhythm.

But those ballads “For the Love of You” “At Your Best” “Voyage to Atlantis” are all timeless songs that never get old. A personal favorite? “Groove With You” from their Showdown album for its smooth feel like the title says. I bet you a whole lot of folks today are alive because of those songs.

Those ballads helped influence the Quiet Storm era of R&B in the 1980’s. So did their final 3+3 album “Between the Sheets,” which I consider a classic for its influence alone.

We all know the title song cause it gets right to business. The music was almost secondary (yet still vital) to Ron Isley’s strong yet sensual voice. It was a perfect backdrop for Ron to tell you what he wanted without being dirty yet it wasn’t for the kids either. I love how the music changes near the end because it takes you higher in ecstasy – probably the same reason Jay-Z and Just Blaze used it for “Ignorant Sh-t” because it’s so mystical and angelic.

Just in case you thought they were only lovers at this point, the Isleys also had “Ballad for the Fallen Soldier,” . Discussing fallen soldiers from Vietnam and those M.I.A., it shows you the anger in wondering what war is for and the detachment of the powers that be. Even though it’s muted compared to Fight the Power since the album is so smooth, the frustration in Ron’s voice and Ernie’s brilliant guitar solo is evident.

“Choosey Lover” sounds great when Aaliyah sings it but when you hear Ron Isley over that same instrumental that his brothers played, it’s even more magnificent. It’s also one of the beautiful pieces of music they composed, as evidenced by one of my favorite Trackmasters beats for one of my favorite Nas songs.

I guess it’s fair that Quiet Storm sound came to define them in the MTV/BET era because that was their last successful album before Kelly Isley died and Rudolph Isley joined the ministry. Ernie and Marvin Isley came back but after diabetes kept Marvin off touring (and led to his 2010 passing), they became a duo.

Yet Once again, the Isleys found a way to stay relevant thanks to their influence. By 1996, Aaliyah had covered two of their songs, UGK sampled them for one of their most enduring hits and R. Kelly needed to add some old soul to his repertoire. He called up Ron and Ernie Isley and they created “Down Low” introducing Ron Isley as Mr. Biggs. The ode to creeping around fit the times perfect and even though I don’t jam the R. anymore, it was one of my favorite songs.

If you’re counting, that’s a FOURTH decade where they made a Top 40 hit (Shout was in the Top 50 despite going gold), 1962, the 70’s, 80’s AND the 1990’s. “Down Low” brought the Isleys back and in 1996, they had their first platinum album in 13 years.

For good measure, the Isleys kept that good measure with R. Kelly going in 2001 with “Contagious” – I remember hearing that song all over radio in high school and the video was an awesome mini-movie. But it said how timeless the Isleys became. They were the legends who kept on making great music.

Contagious” was a Top 20 hit. A band that debuted in 1959 had a hit and double platinum album over 40 years later. And yet people don’t mention the Isleys as one of the all-time greats. They also had a No. 1 album in 2003 and were actually still on the radio – not just living off past glory.

Fans of R&B and funk know how great the Isleys are and yes they are in the Rock and Roll Hall Fame. But to me, they should be talked about more as one of the best American born groups ever.

You want to talk about influence? Listen to their 1964 single “Testify”, featuring a guy that Kelly Isley found named Jimi Hendrix. That was the first time Hendrix was ever heard on vinyl. That song also influenced Stevie Ray Vaughan to do his own cover on Texas Flood.

s I said, the Quiet Storm format owes a lot to the Isley Brothers because so many ballads fit that style. Hip-hop has sampled them to death from Ice Cube, Notorious B.I.G., J Dilla, Beastie Boys and many more.

You can listen to an Isley Brothers record and just fall into it. It sucks you in because of Ron’s voice and the music behind it. I was literally on Spotify letting it shuffle on their page and songs I didn’t hear before sucked you in. If Ron Isley was just a good singer, you’d listen but that music and production behind him was so tight and irresistible.

Ron’s one of our finest love poets with one of the most unique voices in music history. Hear the rawness of the early Isley records to the smooth control in the funk/Quiet Storm era. You won’t hear too many like it. It evolved with the sound of the band. You also can’t forget the great harmonies with him, Rudolph and Kelly and those older records still sound as amazing as the funkier ones.

Ernie Isley deserves way more love as a phenomenal guitarist (as should Marvin Isley and Chris Jasper for their musicianship). Just like Eddie Hazel of Funkadelic, he played with soul and fury. He could play behind Ron’s voice or he could carry a song with his guitar work. He could rival anybody who’s ever picked up a guitar. One more reminder – his solo on the cover of “Summer Breeze.”

The Isley Brothers are consistent. They are versatile enough to impact several genres with defining hits. They’ve influenced generations of folks from all races and backgrounds. They had or were part of charting hits in six different decades and they’ve made some of the most recognizable songs of different eras. They are legends but I don't think some folks realize just how great they really are and that folks from 20 to 70 know their music for their different eras.

They might not be as creative as Stevie Wonder, Curtis Mayfield, Prince, Sly and the Family Stone or others but they deserve to be mentioned as one of the greatest American-born groups ever.
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