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Yavin4

(35,438 posts) Mon Apr 14, 2014, 06:12 PM Apr 2014

A man said unto God:"What's a billion years to you?" and God said:"A second".

A man said unto God: "What a billion dollars to you?" and God said:"A penny".

A man said unto God:"Can I have a penny?" and God said:"Just a second."

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A man said unto God:"What's a billion years to you?" and God said:"A second". (Original Post) Yavin4 Apr 2014 OP

Cheap Bastard - can't even give him a penny lame54 Apr 2014 #1

lame54

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1. Cheap Bastard - can't even give him a penny

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Mon Apr 14, 2014, 06:23 PM

Apr 2014

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