Criminalizing Male Serial Mas-tur-bat-ors.

[Xyzse]

I wonder if I should have just posted this on GD to start up something.
Nah, this is good enough.

[hifiguy]

1. You just know that somewhere in the US some fundie

is thinking this very thing. 250% lock.

[Xyzse]

2. LOL

Probably... but, they would most likely be a guy, and would be breaking the law.

[olddots]

3. L.Ron Dipshit probably mentioned that

in a scientology manual ( only 999.99$ )

[d_r]

4. I found out on the internet yesterday

- I was following links from a post about "purity balls" - that women shouldn't masturbate either -

http://www.christianforums.com/t7760887/

"Whatever your motives, solitary sex in itself contradicts the meaning of human sexuality, which is meant by God to be shared between a man and a woman in marriage....persons who seek their own personal gratification genuinely want to do so moreso than they want to be obedient to Almighty God."

[In_The_Wind]

5. That really truly sucks!

[nomorenomore08]

14. That's an awesome graphic. Really says a lot.

[Xyzse]

10. DUUUUUDE!!!

They just seem to have some massive damage.

It would be funny had it not been so sad.

[d_r]

12. I know, right?

I feel so sorry for that girl because I think she is sincere, not trolling the preacher.

[Xyzse]

13. Christian Boards are just depressing

I make a practice of not going there.

[leftyohiolib]

6. mine were askin for it

[rurallib]

7. lock up every male from 13 to 68

that should do it.

[Dash87]

8. It's like the Republican supported anti-pron bills

They all seem to mysteriously fail despite overwhelming support.

*wink wink* Sure they're against it. Suuuure...

[jakeXT]

9. What's the name of the Laptop manufacturer ?

[Aristus]

11. Sometimes, effective satire doesn't need to be subtle.

Well said.