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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsJoke: You Care About Your Dog???
Joke: Your Dog is Barking....
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Joke: You Care About Your Dog??? (Original Post)
Stuart G
Jun 2013
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Chan790
(20,176 posts)1. Hold on one second...
Okay, I'm ready. (I'm expecting this to go badly.)
Stuart G
(38,480 posts)2. It is just about a dog..oh////
wait....it is a joke.......ok?...no?
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)3. The dog, of course.
Once the dog stops yapping, you could actually hear the person at the front door!
See, perfectly logical!
Stuart G
(38,480 posts)4. Thank you....Thank You...
Of course it is perfectly logical...just ask Mr. Spock...oops...different show....
nolabear
(42,022 posts)5. Gee, I can't imagine why your wife would yell...
csziggy
(34,141 posts)6. So she can be heard over the noisy dog, of course!
marzipanni
(6,011 posts)7. Your wife has been yelling for two minutes
trying to tell you to let the dog in, before it was too late. Two minutes have gone by since she first drove up and saw a skunk pass beneath the fence into your back yard. Since you didn't listen to her, Don't let the dog in!