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deutsey

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Sun Dec 11, 2011, 06:30 PM Dec 2011

A Dudeist take on that real reactionary Newt Gingrich

An Open Rant to Mr. Screwt Gingrinch (The Scrooge-Grinch) by Rev. Mark Mac (of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude)

Come on man, I’m not trying to scam anyone here…I’m just a…let me explain something to you Mr. Newt Gingrich (a.k.a. the “Scrooge-Grinch”). Your comment that those in The Occupy Wall Street Movement need to “go get a job, right after you take a bath”…well man, that’s just like your opinion, and ah…fuck it. That expression will not stand!

Did it ever occur to you sir that you’re the scumbag, paraquat, and goldbricker that’s a fake if ever I saw one…Taking 1.8 million from the corrupt Freddie Mac while micturating on the rugs of others is clearly a plot throw everyone off the case…it’s all a goddamn fake…It’s like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit…

Just because we are bereaved about our fellow 99%ers that were gunned down with pepper spray doesn’t make us saps…No, I do mind…the Dude minds…this will not stand you know…this aggression will not stand, man…

More at the link if you're into the whole Lebowski thing: http://dudespaper.com/the-gingrinch-who-stole-christmas.html/

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A Dudeist take on that real reactionary Newt Gingrich (Original Post) deutsey Dec 2011 OP
How can you NOT love a post BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2011 #1
Thankee. deutsey Dec 2011 #2
I had to K & R that one! Great stuff. freshwest Dec 2011 #3

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