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*** Gets out her staple gun and posts today's DU Lunch special in the DU Cafeteria *** (Original Post)
LynneSin
Nov 2012
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geardaddy
(24,931 posts)1. Damn it, who taught the crab to cook?
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)2. About time - 8 legs means I save on labor costs
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)3. Ew, yuck.
I think I'll stick with the leftover quinoa pasta with red sauce I brought from home.
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)5. Whore dust! Yummy nt
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)6. Whore dust - smegma?
If not, I don't have a clue what that means.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)7. Do they serve crabs here?
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)8. At DU Cafeteria we don't serve crabs - crabs serve you
RFKHumphreyObama
(15,164 posts)9. Sounds like a very enterprising seafood venture
Where the seafood serves seafood!
Where did the crab get whore dust?
Particularly curious about the partially obscured entry about shrimp cooking shrimp. Cannibalistic mentality?
Baitball Blogger
(46,776 posts)10. Egg ink sounds like a bad ass.
Or maybe the lemon is a priss?
nolabear
(42,002 posts)11. A Crab Cooks Whore Dust...I think I've seen that film.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)12. The Crabettes:
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Ms. Crab Dust Whore, bring me a dream
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it the driest that I've ever seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give it two lips like roses and clover
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell it that its lonesome nights are over.
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OUTTA THE WAY, WEIRD AL!!!!!
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