I fear ANOTHER sex scandal will break out in the DU Lounge!!

[barnabas63]

What to do! What to do!!! Can we really take another one???

[Chan790]

1. This place is pristine compared to how filthy it used to be.

I mean I've mellowed with time too but this place was raunchy enough that they had to implement the "No sex threads" rule because there were sex threads. Fun fun sex threads.

[barnabas63]

2. pillow talk is one thing...

I fear a real scandal - a Schande!

[HopeHoops]

4. Nothing bad about raunchy as nobody gets hurt without enjoying it.

[Chan790]

5. I agree.

I just don't think the Admins did when they were getting dozens of emails about what a raunchy cesspool the Lounge was and the Mods were up to their ears in filthy talk. Some of our fellow Loungers were geniuses that could turn anything into innuendo.

One person's raunchy cesspool is another person's Lounge.

[barnabas63]

7. I just like being silly

and saying off-the-wall-shit!

[HopeHoops]

15. I'm pretty sure that there's enough porn out there that DU would get ejected at avery one.

[Major Nikon]

12. You get some people who say you can't talk about sex because it's dirty

To which I say that's the whole point.

[HopeHoops]

18. "Nah, not my type. I like 'em a little, I dunno, dirty or somethin'."

- Steve Martin playing Vincent Antinelli a.k.a. Todd Wilkerson in "My Blue Heaven".

[TeamPooka]

21. "You could melt all this stuff."

[HopeHoops]

24. "I was on my way to church to say a few novellas for Thanksgiving."

That movie is pure humor, start to finish.

"If you call me 'Dickie' one more time, I'll kill you."

"How the frick am I supposed to know? One two three Happy Street."

"Where yous guys see a problem, I see opportunity."

"She puts capers in it, which I personally think is a mistake."

"You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"How's the turtle, Mrs. Stubbs?"

----

Can you tell I've seen it a few times?

[TeamPooka]

25. "I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream. "

[HopeHoops]

27. "I thought you couldn't..." - "I lied. So anyway, Uncle Al Fresco..."

"I'm wichoo. I'm wichoo."

"Oh, Jailor. I need to use the phone. Should I use the one in the office or the break room?"

"He doesn't say 'Polly wanna cracker.' He only says 'you're under arrest'."

"The shoes, right?"

"He has a system for everything. He even has a system for eating pancakes."
"How do you eat pancakes?"
"So the pancakes on the bottom get as much syrup as the pancakes on top."

"The guy's so fast he doesn't wear pants."

"They're not playing the merangay." - "They will be."

"The turtle died and you want to pass off a new turtle for the one who died" - "Right."

--
It's fun to run into someone else who appreciates that movie as much as I do.

"I thought Wankle invented the rotary engine."

[HopeHoops]

3. There' a rumor going around that Tobin and Jen are having SEX!

AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! CALL FOX NEWS! GET CNN ON THE PHONE! - and WHERE the FUCK is Geraldo when you need him?

[barnabas63]

6. OMG!!!!

[barnabas63]

20. Here he is!!

?w=640

[Scuba]

8. Is this the one about LynnSin and Newt? Or the one about OhioSmith and Michele Bachman?

And how do these rumors get started anyway?

[barnabas63]

9. Oh I've heard about OhioSmith and Michelle Bachman...!

Must me be true.

[crunch60]

22. it's ok though, Michelle likes this kind of.....clean porn

http://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html

[barnabas63]

26. I can't click on that link...

You'll have to tell me if there are any famous DUers there...

[crunch60]

30. Try to copy/paste link into a new browser window, or type the site into a new window.

It's hysterical. I can just picture Michelle and Marcus, approved christian positions, no using the Lord's name etc.

[Kaleva]

11. The details about the saucy e-mails between LynneSin & Chuck Norris are about to made public

[Scuba]

13. Those oughta be a kick.

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Are you kidding me?There are DU Lounge members who will unsuscribe from the forum

unless there are continual sex scandals to feed their bottomless appetites.

[Arugula Latte]

14. I read that as "Can we really take one another?"

As in, ya know ... "take" ... or "have" ... heh heh

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. M-m-m-m...turning ANYTHING into in-your-end, OH!!!

[Dr. Strange]

17. Is this about MrCoffee and that sheep?

He insists they had dinner first.

[libodem]

19. Hey,

He was just trying to help her over the fence.

[sarge43]

23. Another?

I thought our scandals were continuous -- rather like an endless relay race. After all it is what we do best.

[libodem]

28. I missed everything

Just between us, tell me what happened. It will be our little secret. Shhhh.

[sarge43]

31. All I can say is Agent Mike was involved. n/t

[madinmaryland]

29. I did not have sex with that woman... LynneSin!!

[In_The_Wind]

32. Ha !

When was there ever a sex scandal in the Lounge? hmmmm [img][/img]