MiddleFingerMom STILL feels this way about "NAKED TIME!!!!!!!!". (poss DIAL-UP WARNING)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Denninmi]

1. Good batch today, MFM

I like the stream of consc. best, sometimes the simple ones speak to me.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Twenty-six responses and only one response!

Heh. I thought I would beat you to it this time MFM.

[Brickbat]

3. You have a nose-shaped barb on your penis?

[HopeHoops]

4. Naked time is "whenever".

[A Simple Game]

5. I used to be able to rip my clothes off like that.

Now it hurts to undo a button.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I met this REALLY hot woman in a bar once (I was about 24 or so) and drove her home.

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Went inside, fully expecting we were going to sleep together. The vibe wasn't right and, VERY
disappointed, I left her bedroom and went out to crash on her couch.
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After a minute or so, she called me back into her bedroom, where she was lying naked on top
of her covers.
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"Why are you still dressed?"
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The next day, she laughed as she told me that she was pretty sure that I leapt out of my
pants -- both legs at the same time.
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To this day, I'm pretty sure she was right.
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[riderinthestorm]

7. True story! One day I was late, very late for a very important date!

I had arranged for a baby shower for my sister at a fancy restaurant. Now I'm a farmer so I'm grubby on a daily basis.

A client's horse had major vet issues (colic) and I can't break away until the vet and owner arrive. I'm majorly pushed against the clock.

So I grab my party clothes and actually drive (!) down I88 in Illinois (aptly named - now! - the Ronald Reagan expressway) with my car on cruise control and do a complete change. Even changing out my sweaty bra, and putting on panty hose, at 65 mpg, in 20 minutes. Makeup applied in the parking lot at the restaurant in 3 minutes flat.

Your vid is reminiscent... in weird ways. But there you are. My one and only public strip tease. Maybe Tobin S. saw it from his truck. I had LOTS of truckers express their... approval?! especially the bare boobs shots (as a 36D).....