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hifiguy
(33,688 posts)a kitten?
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,899 posts)I do, in fact, have three cats and four failed relationships. One more douchebag boyfriend and I can get a kitten, and another douchebag boyfriend after that I can start drinking.
At that point I will be a drunken old cat lady and will have no further need of boyfriends.
libodem
(19,288 posts)Throw me into a fit of the giggles. I'm so immature. I'll just skip the kitties and go straight for the booze.
Welcome home from the hospital, MFM.
libodem
(19,288 posts)And laugh. And laugh.
Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)you must wear purple, though, when you're a drunken old cat lady. I may be there myself one day... but I'm gonna wear pink.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,899 posts)so I can be a drunken old goth cat lady.
Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)besides, black is an extremely useful backdrop for cat fur ... unless you plan on having only black cats.
libodem
(19,288 posts)I like them to come to my door or backyard or cross my path and follow me home.
But I could go to the pound.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,899 posts)and one is a gray tabby. But that one has a sort of goth attitude. He always seems to be looking at the dark side of things; he worries.
libodem
(19,288 posts)A psychic told my mom it would be when I was about two.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)alarimer
(16,245 posts)But have had more than 2 failed relationships, but I suppose it depends on how you define relationships.
libodem
(19,288 posts)On your lap send good vibes right through you?
Hmmmm.