So, apparently, I'm Hitler... :(

[Xipe Totec]

At least to somebody in my apartment complex I'm Hitler because somebody wrote that on the driver's side of my car using his finger on the dew-wet car door.

I don't know who should be more insulted by this. Me, or Hitler.

Maybe my Nissan Juke looks like a Volkswagen to somebody?

[lunatica]

1. Or maybe you have a really stupid neighbor

[pipi_k]

2. Maybe the person

was referring to Percival Hitler, Adolph's good twin.

Anyway, sorry someone did this to you. Anonymous cowards suck.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Xipe Totec...

You are not Hitler, not one little bit.

Your neighbor IS an idiot.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Thank you, Miss Peggy!

Probably some clueless teen with car envy.

[GoneOffShore]

5. No, you're not Hitler - I'm Hitler!

At least according to my mother-in-law.

Well, I'm Hitler most of the time except on the days when I'm Svengali.

[HopeHoops]

6. Perhaps you should trim your mustache.

[csziggy]

19. Or maybe he should NOT trim his mustache!

Grow a big handlebar mustache and no one would mistake him for Hitler!

[HopeHoops]

20. Bonus: He might get free pints at the local pub!

I always ask for a napkin for my cookie duster when I get draft beer. It collects foam.

[dimbear]

7. Could be some cute blond named Eva. Look on the bright side. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

8. LOL!

Good point!

[whistler162]

9. NAH... looks more like a Crosley or a Wurlitzer!

[pinboy3niner]

10. Are you a miner with an on-the-job injury?

And did your neighbor hear you refer to your benefits as "Mine comp"?

I dunno, just spitballin' here...

[Indpndnt]

11. Okay, that just made me...

And I can't understand people who would write 'Hitler' on a window. Wth is wrong with people?

[Xipe Totec]

12. It's weird, I'll admit

But at least they didn't key the door. A quick wipe with a soft cloth and it was gone.

Still, it's unnerving when you know there's somebody out there with idle hands focusing attention on you.

[Indpndnt]

14. Maybe your car was the easiest one to reach without being seen.

And it wasn't personal, at all. Someone thought they'd be 'funny.'

[Xipe Totec]

18. That's probably true.

It wasn't parked in my usual spot, because I was late coming home. So I parked two spots away. Slightly darker spot, closer to foot traffic.

Who knows.

[madinmaryland]

13. Nice post...

[pinboy3niner]

15. *snort*

Well done!

[madinmaryland]

16. Heh!

I couldn't resist!

[Xipe Totec]

17. Touche-A!