How much would you have to be paid to eat this?

[True Dough]

Are you bearded out? I mean weirded out?

[dai13sy]

1. No one

has enough money although $50,000,000,000 keeps popping into my brain. I'm not promising to not puke on anyone's shoes!

[enid602]

2. forced

I’d sooner be forced to live in tract housing, or swim in snot.

[True Dough]

3. I'll meet you at the snot pool!

We'll hack up to the diving board and dive right in!

[magicarpet]

6. Yellow or green snot ?

Hoping to avoid any color clashes as I try to co-ordinate which bathing suit to wear to the snot pool party.

Should I get vaccinated before diving in the pool. By chance is there chlorine in use ?

[True Dough]

8. I envision clear, mucous-like snot

So it's like water, but more gelatinous!

Bring a pool noodle!

[Silent Type]

4. What is that, opossum skin?

[True Dough]

5. If so,

it just might be playing dead! LOOK OUT!

[JoseBalow]

7. I feel like this is a trap