Man Regrets Eating What He Thought Was A Peep

[Zorro]

TOLEDO, OH—Expressing revulsion after wolfing down the “nasty-ass treat,” local man Kurt Nelson told reporters Monday that he regretted eating what he thought was a Peep.

“It seemed warm and gooey at first, but then I started to notice the gross crunchy bits,” said Nelson, explaining that his stomach ached badly after eating over a dozen of the imposter Peeps.

“Now I feel stupid for trying to stick four in my mouth at the same time. But to be honest, I’m just annoyed that I wasted calories on these. I guess it might be fun to put the rest in the microwave to watch them balloon up and explode.”

At press time, sources confirmed Nelson sampled a real Peep and immediately went back to eating live chicks.

https://www.theonion.com/man-regrets-eating-what-he-thought-was-a-peep-1850308389

[Karadeniz]

1. Aaaggghhhhh !

[debm55]

2. I don't think it is real. It's the Onion. Peeps are better then that.

[Karadeniz]

3. I saw it was the onion...nowadays, one has to check...the crunchy chewing was

what did me in !!!!