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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy neighbor told me his wife is breaking his chops because she hears my wife and me groaning and
moaning while having sex every morning. I didnt tell him its just me trying to put my socks on!
The_REAL_Ecumenist
(730 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
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(52,511 posts)True Dough
(17,395 posts)Enquiring minds want to know!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,761 posts)True Dough
(17,395 posts)This is a forum for lefties, after all!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,761 posts)Niagara
(7,778 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,761 posts)Niagara
(7,778 posts)True Dough
(17,395 posts)the "Turbo" comes from in his screen name!
"Honey, it's sock-sy time!"
Niagara
(7,778 posts)Danascot
(4,699 posts)MLAA
(17,376 posts)Science is important.
DFW
(54,526 posts)Finally someone has explained it to me. Thanks!
BOSSHOG
(37,174 posts)moniss
(4,274 posts)a certain age the act of getting up from the chair or sofa becomes nearly an entire dialogue of various moans and grunts and walking to the kitchen takes an entire strategic plan for the order of which piece of furniture or part of the wall to lean on along the way.
Golden Raisin
(4,619 posts)But I try to convince myself that all the maneuvering to rise up from chair/sofa and then choose the appropriate furniture landmarks to aid the journey is making my brain function more acutely.
moniss
(4,274 posts)and the trip back gives your other arm an equal amount of exercise.
UTUSN
(70,809 posts)underpants
(183,057 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,761 posts)Pachamama
(16,888 posts)Thanks for making me laugh and smile
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,761 posts)Golden Raisin
(4,619 posts)I feel like a geriatric circus contortionist.