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UTUSN

(70,762 posts)
Wed Mar 13, 2024, 10:32 PM Mar 13

Dawg knows every move I make (Police fan)

* Time of day - wakes me up against my will in the A.M., 3:00 P.M. 2 Brazil nuts High Tea.

* Vehicle. He loves it, not the window, just the shotgun seat with me scratching the belly. (Potential liability, arrest/me)

* If I reach for the straw sun/garden hat - Yippee! we goin *outside*!

* If I reach for the ballcap and the leash - Yippee, we goin in the vehicle!

* If I say "Buh-bye" - he immediately accepts the not-going-me.




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