Your Thursday weirdness

[Wicked Blue]

[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. U-turn at the Fairfax County sign. With blinky thing going, of course.

[Harker]

7. That's where the soylent green plant is. n/t

[William Seger]

8. It is a real sign, if anyone is wondering about that (nt)

[Bayard]

2. Autocorrect

Snorf!

[Wonder Why]

3. Worthy of +100.

[twodogsbarking]

4. He hasn't died he is on a diet.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. Perhaps his diet involves funnels and tomatoes?

Maybe that should be "he's" and "tomato's", to honor autocorrect.

[twodogsbarking]

12. May he wrest in peas.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. Yer killin me

[Ray Bruns]

5. The county of Fairfax is making Soylent Green.

[SCantiGOP]

6. and after the inventor of Autocorrect died,

he went straight to he'll.

[niyad]

9. Snicker.

[4lbs]

10. So, the county morgue being on umm... "furnace road" might be a clue

as to what eventually happens to unclaimed bodies.